One day the Canadians will take over the world....
Then you'll all be sorry.
My elderly neighbor had some landscapers take care of his lawn every weekend for several years. Recently, he hired a new crew, but forgot to fire the old crew. So this weekend they both showed up to mow his lawn, and got into a fight over who should be there.
He had no idea he had started a turf war.
You shouldn’t take a lawyer’s advice over emails
Because that would be
E-legal.
What pastry tried to take over the world?
Attila the Bun
Santa got Coronavirus this year so Mrs Claus had to take over toy production, orders, and present deliveries.
Sleigh Queen
Why does it take over a billion sperm to find an egg?
Because no one will ask for directions.
My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take.
She got in one and I the other. Then we just drifted apart.
I predict clocks will take over the world.
It’s only a matter of time.
Gave my wife a dart and a map, "once this is over, I'll take you anywhere this lands"...
I guess we're going behind the fridge for two weeks!
what is called when worms take over Earth?
global worming
I have spotted a genius over in r/dadjokes ! Take a bow u/24two
What will the world be like when mad cow disease finally takes over?
Udder chaos
Gave me a pleasant chuckle while driving, I had to pull over and take a pic
Soon Canada will take over the world then you'll all be sorry
If Nokia takes over the Kia company, does that result in No Kia 😂
Getting run over really takes the energy out of me.
It makes me tired
We were driving across state over the holidays and my 4 year old tells us she has to pee. We just happened to be almost to an exit with several gas stations to take her. I proudly proclaimed ‘Urine luck! There are plenty of places to go at this exit!’ Sadly, I only got an eye roll from my wife.
If felines and canines would ever take over and rule the world...
It would be reigning cats and dogs!
Flying vampires are trying to take over the world.
The stakes are high.
TIL: During the Ming dynasty, there were two princes Hu and Yu ready to take over the throne. Hu was older, but a unlucky man.
Hu died and made Yu king.
I used to have a bird that would tell me he was going to break the cage and take over the household...
It was a coup-coup bird.
My wife told me the baby had been crying for hours and told me to take over
I agreed and burst out crying
Intel x86s hide another CPU that can take over your machine, probably exploited by NSA reddit.com/r/linux/commen…
The government are doing nothing to stop the plant take-over!
They're a bunch of photo-sympathizers!
Fast food restaurant takes a few minutes,...bag gets handed over with, “Sorry about the wait.”
“It’s not heavy at all!”
The birds are planning to take over the world
I heard the pigeons talking about a coup
I once worked at Microsoft and managed to take record of over 900,000 websites!
I guess you could say I was quite the Internet Explorer.
My mate's girlfriend tried to take over my photos shoot.
Then I shutter out.
One day in the near future, Canada will take over the world.
And then we will all be sorry.
What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global Worming.
Some day in the near future, Canada will take over the world.
And then we will all be sorry.
