Orthank.
Ty son
A decomposer
because it says thanks...
stupid rules forced me to write something here though all the 'joke' is already fully conveyed in the question... smh
βItβs okayβ, I said, βNo Parm, no foul.β
T Hanks
It was a pretty crumby job
Because cheese is always great.
That breaks my little hearth
I (a mom who loves dad jokes) was walking past a stranger at the office complex where I work this afternoon. This stranger was holding two flourescent light bulbs.
Me: "Are those heavy?"
Him: "Not really."
Me: "Yeah, they look light."
I laughed so hard and was so grateful that he shared my energy and laughed with me!! I was excited to finally have a contribution to this subreddit that brings me daily joy!!!
Dude's shredded
Edit: Thanks guys for the awards and upvotes!
arigatΕ.
She'll be back
It was a grate idea.
They've really kept me off the street.
It was a grate job
Reports say flying debrie is the main cause of concern
She caught me red-handed.
I said, "Well, if you keep grating it, soon it will be all gone."
He wants to Make America Grate Again
He wants to make America grate again.
Its grate and all but it's a bit cheesy!
Just had my first child earlier this week and so grateful for this sub. I've been using it for weeks to get ready for the big show. Keep the jokes coming, I need to up my game now that I'm in the majors with you other dads!!!
A guy was taking his girlfriend to prom; a night that she had been looking forward to for a very long time! He wanted to make sure it was absolutely perfect for her.
First, he went to buy her some flowers. The line was incredibly long since everyone else was doing the same, but he stuck through it and got them.
Second, he went to buy her some chocolates at the local choco-shop. Again, there was a very long line, but he waited and bought her the chocolates.
Third, he wanted to look his best for her, so he went and rented a tux. Every other lad had the same thought, and the line reached out the door! But he waited and got his tux.
Finally, he went to rent a limo for their special night. The line stretched around the block but he thought of how happy she would be and waited. After three hours, he had the limo.
He went to pick her up and took her to the prom. She was extremely grateful for everything he had done, but asked for a drink, as the chocolates had made her thirsty. He agreed, albeit a tad begrudgingly, as he knew all the other girls probably asked for the same and that the line would be astronomical.
He went to go get it for her. Luckily, there's no punch line.
Otherwise, they will ...be rolling in their graves.
...I will not be deterred!!
She said "that would be grate!"
Last I know she moved abroad 6 years ago.
Surname: Grated
also in the news:
Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.
So to start things off right, I'd just like to say... The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
I asked her if penmanship counts.
Now heβs a great grandfather
