EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short
Children spinning or running or circles or anything in that nature
Dad - Wow, you are making ME dizzy
Because theyβre a-muse-ing
It was a very lewd wig.
Itβll be called eh? eh?
Me: I've really got to stop confusing lord the rings and star wars with each other
Mrs pj-mcshane : how can you confuse the two?!
Me: I don't know. Its just a force of hobbit
http://explosm.net/comics/3897/
Hello! I'm hoping to find some good pun suggestions on naming a Hummus restaurant! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!
One I found that I like is "Hummus where the heart is"
I'll definately keep using Blendr.
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I do iPhone repairs, and I was working on my dad's phone while talking to my friend:
"It'd be awesome to have a customer named Napoleon." "Why?" "Because then I could take Napoleon's phone apart."
Me: I can't wait to get out of work today, it's been going by really slow today!
Girlfriend: Yeah I hear you!
Me: How can you hear me? I'm texting you!!
She hasn't responded back yet.
No Whey
Context, we had family over my parent's house and were talking about what all us kids have been up too since we are grown now. They were talking about my cousin that just became an RN when I dropped gold that wasn't appreciated.
Cousin: "Yeah, she is doing great down in Florida now at a great hospital. She's a nurse on a really prestigious floor."
Me: "Hmm, must be made of marble or something."
My cousin: "Huh?"
Me: "It's a prestigious floor. It must be made of marble or something."
No one got it.
A friend of mine is giving away two tickets to the Regions Tradition in Birmingham, and posted a status on Facebook seeing if there were any takers. His phrasing:
"Who do I know that is a big golf fan?"
Well, I couldn't let this one go.
"I don't like big golf, but I'm a huge fan of mini golf".
At least one person in the status thought I was funny.
We're standing at the meerkat exhibit and I said "Do you know how to call a meerkat?" ..." 'mere, cat!"
It was gloriously terrible.
http://imgur.com/meGn3q2
If I ever bought a boat, I would call it the "S.S. Un Boat Boat"
(tumbleweed)
