I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.
Keep it up you silly gooses!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to teach a chicken how to fry?
him: ugh I wish you could squirt
me: wtf I don’t call out all your flaws so don’t call out my short cummings
After all, these people make a lot of concessions at work.
Last night: Me: “let’s go to sleep, I’m tired.” Her: “hi tired I’m Lennon”
Today: Her (standing on her chair at dinner): “dad whats you’re favorite restaurant?” Me: “sit on your butt please” Her: “your favorite restaurant is ‘sit on your butt please?’”
I only made this so I didn't have to comment on hundreds of posts, so delete if you want to, mods. I found you glorious bastards literally seconds ago. These puns are absolutely top-notch. Keep up the good work you guys!
Friends and I are playing Mario Kart 64. Friends' dad comes in.
"Who wants icecream??"
All of us "Me me I do!"
"What flavors do you want?"
"Cookie dough!"
"Rock Road!"
"Strawberry!"
"Ok, I was just wondering."
I can say, without hyperbole, that the jokes here determine the difference between a boy and a groan, man.
Because of moments like this.
