Be grateful if you have money to spend…

don’t be Sb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icecream_dragon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2022
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What’s the most grateful tower in all of Middle-earth?

Orthank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoopDaWoop
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2022
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Just be grateful...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2021
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Which famous boxer has the most grateful sons?

Ty son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowjoggs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2022
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Why is THX Surround Sound grateful?

because it says thanks...

stupid rules forced me to write something here though all the 'joke' is already fully conveyed in the question... smh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Insterquiliniis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2022
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Which celebrity is always grateful no matter what?

T Hanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Laugh_Guy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2022
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So, if anyone can suggest a city, I'd be grateful.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What is the most grateful body part we have?

arigatΕ“.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harigami
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2021
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Infrastructure is so important. I'm so grateful for sidewalks.

They've really kept me off the street.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gherkinstein
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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Got offered a voice-acting role in the new Emoji movie sequel. They want me to play the Poop Emoji. People say I should accept the role and be grateful, but I’m holding out for a classier part...

...I will not be deterred!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I resolved to be more grateful this year...

So to start things off right, I'd just like to say... The rotation of the earth really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Attinaux
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I hope you are grateful for this post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandstormnz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I'm so grateful to the guys who taught me the word 'Plethora'.

It means a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Random_Critic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I am really grateful to my math teacher in elementary school who taught us how to subtract numbers.

She really encouraged us to make a difference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams...

One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.

His wife answered the door.

"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."

"That much?"

"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."

"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.

"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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We really should be more grateful for sidewalks..

They keep us off the streets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wedge001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Be Grateful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jahankes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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Who is the most grateful actor in the industry?

T. Hanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimbobcool3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I bring my wife coffee in bed. Is she grateful?

No... she tells me she likes it in a cup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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I am grateful for Gravity.

It keeps my head out of the clouds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Speedbump71
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2016
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Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.

One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.

His wife answered the door.

"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."

"That much?"

"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."

"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.

"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Who is the most grateful actor?

T. Hanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maerig
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2017
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