You add "g" and it's GONE
Confused and upset, I asked why.
The vet advised he was too heavy to hold any longer.
I crosschecked (2×2)
After all, the Republicans can't say no to A. Blinken!
Time does fly when you’re having fun!
She replied (while using the bathroom): What are you talking about?
I said: You told me you were an American, but European.
Unfortunately now we’ve got a load of confirmed cases...
Getting karma should be easy as cake
Edit: It’s a giant cake day celebration! Happy cake day everyone!!
Ireland cause its always Dublin
You can hear a pin drop, after all.
This is because they're filled with anty bodies.
Audi, partner 🤠
So we had this issue yesterday where secure shell commands were failing from our newly enabled backup system to a downstream application.
I logged in manually using the correct credentials to confirm the keys were fine, but I noticed it was the first time in known hosts, so i typed “yes” to put the entry in and figured that would fix it.
When the problem came back today, I was surprised at first, but then it hit me...
Same ssh -t different server...
They can be buggy
A centipede. I’m a dad, can confirm
The virus will be quarantined for 14 days
unfortunately, they have no Leeds
I can confirm they are dadly.
The results were exactly what I expected.
Now I see it everywhere.
Os-Moses.
My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.
Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says “coolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.
Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??
- I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!
Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that “creative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!
I was right all along
“Well, son. Weight is your size in relation to the Earth’s gravity.
Mass is what Catholics go to Sunday morning.”
I replied “That doesn’t sound very cute to ME, doc...”
Now I see it everywhere.
When its not peeling well... (cringe moment)
“Si, está.”
But when I do, he laughs
The pirate replies, “Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?
Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.
It would be a bad hobbit
They've opened a murder investigation.
...log cabins
I'd hate to toot my own horn.
People from all Woks of life, son.
Now I see it everywhere.
Now I see it everywhere I look.
Now I see it everywhere.
