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Helpful Puns

A list of puns related to "Helpful"

What do you call a helpful tumor?

A cyst.

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👤︎ u/1mandelbrot1
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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I want to be helpful
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👤︎ u/jmonis2
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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Helpful tip for a knife fight
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👤︎ u/ferrybig
📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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Which nationality always is helpful when cleaning things.

The polish.

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👤︎ u/yebattebyasuka
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, “You know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.”

He said, “I hope he’s having a better luck than I am.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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Helpful advice if you’re ever attacked by a group of clowns

Go for the juggler

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jun 01 2019
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Are generalisations helpful?

not a single one

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👤︎ u/Wasabi-bean
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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You may think philosophers are more helpful than archaic forms of transportation,

but I think you're putting Decartes before the horse.

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👤︎ u/abeannis
📅︎ Mar 11 2018
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My wife was being helpful. A visit from Dad made sure we never got rid of the note
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👤︎ u/stegasp
📅︎ Aug 24 2013
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What do you call a helpful sister?

assister.

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👤︎ u/farsaver
📅︎ Jul 28 2017
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You know what vitamin is the most helpful for eyesight?

Vitamin See

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👤︎ u/Threeatatime1
📅︎ Oct 10 2017
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A service that ships dietary supplements to women, primarily minerals helpful in making red blood cells.

Fe-Mail

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👤︎ u/JohnFoxpoint
📅︎ May 30 2018
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Good shoes are always helpful in the long run.
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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Jul 10 2016
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Why is it helpful for radio announcers to have small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

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👤︎ u/IranRPCV
📅︎ Jun 06 2017
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Dad just wants to be helpful

Me: (Regarding a spray can) Give it a solid shake

Dad: That could be tough

Me: Why?

Dad: You generally need a Saudi Arabian sculptor to carve you a Solid Sheikh

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👤︎ u/ThanHowWhy
📅︎ Aug 02 2014
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a beary helpful tip marriedtothesea.com/12081…
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👤︎ u/nkrieg24
📅︎ Dec 20 2013
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You may think philosophers are more helpful than archaic forms of transportation,

but I think you're putting Decartes before the horse.

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👤︎ u/abeannis
📅︎ Mar 11 2018
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