What do you call a helpful tumor?
A cyst.
Which nationality always is helpful when cleaning things.
The polish.
I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, โYou know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.โ
He said, โI hope heโs having a better luck than I am.โ
Helpful advice if youโre ever attacked by a group of clowns
Go for the juggler
Are generalisations helpful?
not a single one
You may think philosophers are more helpful than archaic forms of transportation,
but I think you're putting Decartes before the horse.
My wife was being helpful. A visit from Dad made sure we never got rid of the note
What do you call a helpful sister?
assister.
You know what vitamin is the most helpful for eyesight?
Vitamin See
A service that ships dietary supplements to women, primarily minerals helpful in making red blood cells.
Fe-Mail
Gotta love that helpful dad advice
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Good shoes are always helpful in the long run.
Why is it helpful for radio announcers to have small hands?
Wee paws for station identification.
Dad just wants to be helpful
Me: (Regarding a spray can) Give it a solid shake
Dad: That could be tough
Me: Why?
Dad: You generally need a Saudi Arabian sculptor to carve you a Solid Sheikh
a beary helpful tip marriedtothesea.com/12081โฆ
You may think philosophers are more helpful than archaic forms of transportation,
but I think you're putting Decartes before the horse.
