Respect the trees
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GoogleMcHorseFanny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2020
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Respect nature, my deer
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Planet_A
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2020
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Midwives deserve a lot of respect...

They really help people out.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2020
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My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.

They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21 2020
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You know why I respect Canadians?

Because they always bring their Eh Game.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tkseizetheday
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2020
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Feet deserve respect.

They're legends.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Macackers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11 2020
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We should raise the Lego bricks and help them to a normal Level of Respect!

They have been stepped on for far too long.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/A_German_Memer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2020
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Respect is urn-ed.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OverSpeedClutch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16 2020
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I have a lot of respects for midgets

It would be wrong of me to look down on them

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Slymood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2020
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What do the programmers do when they pay respect?

They printf

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hahausernamegosimple
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2020
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Animals should be treated kindness, respect and....

... a little bit of salt.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NZOC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2020
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I respect anyone and everyone...

Who doesn’t touch the thermostat.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2020
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Who respect actors the most?

Backstage crew. Always giving props to them.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abhilashmurthy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2020
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People will respect you personal opinion more if you pronounce it poissonal opinion

It sound more ofishal.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jethvader
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2020
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I respect the people who are able to sit and stay at home during these times.

They are my idles.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01 2020
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Treet plants with respect,

Or leaf them alone!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WoozyDragon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2020
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Why don’t Captain America and Dr. Strange respect each other?

Because there’s no honor amongst Steves.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheXMarkSpot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2020
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We got pulled over and the cop wanted to know if my dad knew why. "With all due respect sir," my dad replied...

"If you forgot, I'm not going to remind you."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2019
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Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.

A lot of people take them for granite.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2019
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A good way to respect the dead

is to not fall asleep at a wake.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2019
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Respect
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersonlanderson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05 2019
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I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts

They have a lot of spirit

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MonotoneYay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2019
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Respect the classics, man.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doFloridaRight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2018
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I've always had a lot of respect for people who work in sewers.....

.....I mean, the shit they have to go through

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anassis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2019
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Respects to Mr. Agen
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IDontBeleiveImOnFIre
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15 2018
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AF stands for Absolute Respect.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/defucktive_potato
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07 2019
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My father deserves to be tree-ted with respect. old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idkflycasual
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2019
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You should respect your teeth, they have fillings too
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Haydstradamus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2018
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Major respect to my foot

It’s a leg-end

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Frederick_The_Great0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2019
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Toilets don’t get the respect they deserve

They have to deal with so much of crap every day

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zortor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2018
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My favourite chicken is called "Respect & Admiration Chicken".

I cook it in esteemer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2018
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I really respect the folks who make and source small items for movies.

Props to them.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrSpaceCowboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02 2017
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You should respect swiss cheese

Because it's holey

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NinjaFish63
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2018
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I'll always respect those who donate testicles.

It really does take balls.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RevenantCommunity
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2015
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Why doesn't anyone respect the cow's opinion?

Because their point is moo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/raskulous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11 2016
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It's all about mutual respect.

My brother was talking about planting new plants at his house.

Him: I just want ones that don't leaf.

Me: Maybe if you treated your plants better they wouldn't leaf.

Blank stare

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TidalDave
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2014
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Why does everyone admire and respect their feet?

Because feet are legends

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viserys8769
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02 2018
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