Soccer coach to newbie: "Basically, you kick this ball down the field and try to get it into that big net at the end."

"That's the goal at least."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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My son started dating a goalie for a women's soccer team and asked me what I thought of her.

I said "Son, she's a keeper."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brother_p
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2022
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Never date a tennis player

Love means nothing to them

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