If it only bounced off the Twin Towers! RIP
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πŸ‘€︎ u/parth19942
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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"sorry sir we can't do another tattoo. Your last cheque bounced"

"you're overdrawn"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AUMonster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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I invented a bouncing platform to help obese hobos lose weight.

I call it a Tramp o' Lean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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I tried renting a bounce house yesterday. The cost was twice as much as last year...

That’s inflation for you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Did you know that auditoriums are designed to have sound bounce around to the audience?

This doesn’t happen with pigeons, though. This is because a coo sticks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off an auditoriums walls to surround the audience, however

The sound from a pigeon does not, because a coo sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heightsenberg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Why are bouncy castles getting so expensive?

Because of the inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tahadalal5253
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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A tennis ball bounces into a bar.

Before anyone else says anything, it said,

"You better serve me here, or I'm taking you to court!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.

This is because of a-coo-sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I have an Irish friend with a great personality that always bounces off the walls.

His name is Rick O’Shea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-polymath
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I replaced our bed with a king-sized trampoline.

When she finds out, my wife is going to hit the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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(1) What type of airplane bounces back up when it crash lands?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justin_raphael_7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TJVpower
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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A little story of a dadjoke that drove my wife crazy

When we were Christmas shopping for our kids, we went to target. After walking around for a while I got bored and eventually found a bouncy ball. It was a small inflatable basketball about tennis ball sized and being inflated instead of solid rubber, it made a louder noise when it hit the ground.

We were walking around and I was bouncing the ball. My wife got visibly irritated at the constant noise following her around and told me to please put it down. I bounced it again and said "I'm trying, but every time I do, it comes back up into my hand"

Que the groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Piratey_Pirate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Did you hear about the Irishman who bounces off walls?

His name is Rick o'shay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toolaroola12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Why did the bucket bounce?

Because it was filled with spring water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thekingofwombats
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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today is my first cake day so I decided to give you guys a joke

What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?

Rick O Shea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymous8776
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Frogs shouldn't write cheques.

They always bounce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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My kid is at the point where they want to put bandaids on everything...

I swear this is a true organic dad joke I had tonight. Felt I’d share it with reddit.

My kid came up to me and says β€œoh no, look dad, it needs a bandaid” as she gently presents her imaginarily injured bouncy ball.

I looked at my kid and said β€œI don’t think it needs a bandaid, he looks like he’s going to bounce back”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruum-502
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you call three rabbits bouncing backwards in line?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SGt_Stiff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What do you call a double decker airplane that bounces on the runway while it lands?

a BOING 747

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Someone who is always bouncing off of something

Rick O'Shea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I tried to explain my friend how balls bounce.

It went over his head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Did you hear who's bouncing back?

Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Belongs bere
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flor1an_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What do you call an Irish man bouncing off the walls?

Rick O Shea

credit: /u/Mustardbyname at /r/Jokes/comments/d2ngk7/its_my_cake_day_today_so_ill_give_you_one_of_my/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaaqqq
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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A man is walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:

Bump…

Bump…

Bump…

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

Bump…

Bump…

BUMP…

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home. The casket still bouncing quickly behind him.

Faster…

Faster…

FASTER…

Bump…

Bump…

BUMP…

He runs up to his door, fumbles with the keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.

Rushing up the stairs to his bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding. His head is reeling. His breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup as the casket!

And…

The coffin stops….

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParadoxXSchock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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In the forest, a sad lonely looking turtle begins to climb slowly up a huge tree. Half way up, it edges along a branch, sighs, then jumps. It falls smacking into the ground, bouncing and tumbling across the forest floor...

Recovering and bruised, he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps and falls to the ground.

The turtle tries again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watch his pathetic efforts.

Finally, the female bird turns to her mate, β€œDarling, don't you think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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My kids are asking for a ping pong table for Christmas this year, but I told them that isn’t an easy decision.

A lot of bouncing back and forth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schwano
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Bouncer: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

Me: "Why?"

Bouncer: "I have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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I went to a concert last night and the musicians were bouncing around the stage like crazy.

Turns out they were an elastic band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vrnate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What do you call an Irish man with chronic mental health issues who manages to keep bouncing back?..

Rick O'Shea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaymonDGYC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Whats it called when a boeing 747 bounces on the landing strip?

A boing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_floof
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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A bounce house joke from r/funny. I’m pumped up for it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gehhhh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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What does a bored trampoline jumper say?

"Okay, bye. I'm gonna bounce now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What sound does a 747 airplane make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeW2017
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wehavechocolate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.

The reason is a coo sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarlosMingos22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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What sound does an airplane bouncing up and down in turbulence make?

Boeing Boeing Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erebus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What does a 737-800 sound like when it bounces during touch down?

β€œBoeing, Boeing, Boeing”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What sound does a plane make when it bounces?

Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukewarm_tequila
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What do you call and Irishman bouncing off the walls?

Rick O'Shea (Not my joke, saw it on Twitter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danlehavj
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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What do you call an Irishman that bounces off walls?

Rick O'Shay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gopnikolai
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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What sound does a plane make when it bounces?

Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlandFoodMan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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What do you call an Irish man bouncing off the walls?

Rick O Shea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confusedcornish
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What sound does a plane make when it bounces when landing?

Boeing Boeing Boeing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pixelation-1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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