A list of puns related to "Lease"
So I got a cosiner.
asking for a for rent
Monalisa
...which means someone who leases out Hitler and Stalin is the lessor of two evils.
...she was an LPN.
We had a Don't Bother Checking account.
My first pet only had 3 legs, and it was a centipede.
Mom had one bra, and it was a lease.
For breakfast we ate Lieutenant Crunch.
My first spoon was monogrammed though ("1/2 TSP").
We were too poor to even say "awesome." We had to say "awefew."
We sat at the campfire and made S'Lesses.
My pillow only had one side.
Repossession was 9/10 of the law.
Five kids had to share one shoelace, and instead of toenails we grew toe staples.
Our scotch tape was scots-irish.
(I'm allowed)
My first shower came with sound effects and a lightshow.
One year Santa had to bring stockings.
The next year he filled them with nooses.
I did have a jumprope with a rattle on the end. And fangs on the other.
Other kids hunted eggs for Easter but we just died.
Because they're not tenants
By saying "Pea-Lease"
(Thats if they rent peas)
A four de lease
He called it "fΓΌr e-leaseβ
It was the leased of my worries.
A lease in Wonderland
For lease navy dad
We were driving by a vacant building that used to be a McDonald's. It's been vacant a few months and now there's a big "For Lease" sign on the property.
Her: "Looks like they're having trouble renting the McDonald's."
Me: "Yeah, I heard they had to hire a big realty company."
Her: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah. Old McDonald's has a firm."
The wedding is still on.
Because I'm lactoast intolerant.
Today I was at a Honda dealership finalizing a lease on my girlfriend's new car. The salesman was chatting us up and showed us a picture of his daughter. He says "This is my 2 year old daughter. Her name is Alexis". Without missing a beat I said "Alexis? Why didn't you name her a Honda?". Both the salesman and my girlfriend gave me the "oh no you didn't" look.
and we'll have a little sales jingle that'll go "for lease, navidad For own, navidad."
Me: No, I think we should stay together until Sept. 1st. It's the lease we can do.
Today I was sent a copy of a lease to sign for my first apartment. Naturally, I asked him to look it over and be sure that everything is in order. His reply?
"It's the lease I can do for you."
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