A Man in a hotel has trouble finding his room, goes down to the front desk and asks ' Excuse me, can you tell me what room I'm in please ? '

Certainly Sir, said the receptionist...this is the Lobby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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I was at a hotel and asked the front desk to switch my pillow out with one filled with feathers...

...It was a down grade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RivetJoint08
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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The worst hotel I've ever stayed in was called "The Fiddle".

It was a vile inn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he can assist with any luggage.

The photon replies, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elusivblak
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel room....

No ballroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What do you call a chess club bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chessnuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Why do they call the top rooms in a hotel the suite?

'Cause when you open the door to walk in you say .... 'sweeeeet'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharpie65
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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The Russian president was spotted on the roof of a hotel.

At that point, he was truly Putin on the Ritz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No ballroom .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I was in the hotel lobby the other day when I heard 2 chess masters bragging about past wins.

They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdolmiosauce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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If I ever run a hotel, the free breakfast would be served from 7 tables all pushed together in the middle of the room.

It would be a Pangea breakfast

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I decided to go on a vacation with my family. Almost all the hotel rooms were booked except one

It was our last resort...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DOU8LEJ480
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Neo met Reese Witherspoon in a hotel room

after some time he said goodbye to his friend, Reese Wither

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.

I said don’t forget your Baghdad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junior_bqx2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you call a potato in a hotel room?

A suite potato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KomodoJo3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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A man is staying in a hotel.

He walks up to the front desk and says, β€œSorry, I forgot what room I’m in, can you help me?”

The receptionist replies, β€œNo problem, sir. This is the lobby.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethanssss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.

Reception said they had a doctor on staff.

The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.

I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff

They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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A photon checks into a hotel. "Need any help with your luggage sir?" asks the porter.

"No thanks " replies the photon. "I am travelling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I got sick at this small hotel in Madrid.

I got sick at this small hotel in Madrid. I called the front desk and they told me they had a doctor on staff. After he made me feel better, I told him I was amazed that such a small place had a doctor. He nodded and said "NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INN PHYSICIAN!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mementh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Cowboy goes in to a hotel and says a single room and a wardrobe for my horse. Your horse sir the manager replied!

Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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The AC was broken at the hotel lobby I am staying at.

I wasn't expecting such a warm reception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tmacker14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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A Hotel and B&B get into...

A Hotel and B&B get into an argument. The argument escalates fast! B&B, "You're just a glorified studio apartment!". Hotel, "Woah woah, why so Hostel?".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpeedyVT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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My hotel elevator. Schindler’s Lift
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoWolfMoon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I was planing on taking a shower at my hotel today...

...but apparently they bolt those things to the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exturo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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A photon walks into a hotel

The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage? The photon replies, "No thank you, I'm traveling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LopsidedVader
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What does u/username do when he hates the hotel he’s staying at?

Username checks out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I'm having second thoughts about my appointment to stay at a Native American hotel.

I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What do you call hotel with a lot of floors?

A hoTall

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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An Italian man walks into a prestigious hotel.

After inspecting his room, he comes back to the hotel manager saying, "I would like six forks and a sheet" after noticing the absence of those items in his room.

He gets kicked out.

"Why did you kick him out?" says one of the hotel staff.

"He told me he wanted sex, fucks, and a shit!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_w1n5t0n__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I’m pretty sure that the hotel receptionist was checking me out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/backrowtheater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Thinking about opening a hotel for weed smokers.

I’m gone call it Swisha Suites. Lol!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLSlate1324
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I am staying at a hotel and watched a great movie last night with lots of cowboys, gunfights, and drinking.

It was the Best Western I’ve ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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I’m opening a butchers shop above a hotel.

It’s a cut above the rest.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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I'm thinkning about opening a hotel that also sells footwear.

I think it would be a real Shoe Inn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DLeck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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I had an employee at the hotel that ironed the bed sheets. I noticed that as the days wore on, the number of sheets ironed was going down.

Her job performance was de-creasing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Hotel? Trivago
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itaielidan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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I had been lost in Las Vegas for days, wandering the streets. Up ahead, I thought I saw my hotel...

But it was a Mirage...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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My Dad and I went to a 5-star hotel. Hostess: Do you have reservations?

Dad: No, I am confident that I want to eat here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What did the cracker say when he checked into a 5 star hotel?

β€œThis is the Ritz!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaimp3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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My review for a hotel run by pigs:

Great hogspitality; 5 stars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightsup11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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The worst hotel I’ve ever stayed in was called The Fiddle.

It was a vile inn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atltop5150
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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The worst hotel I ever stayed at was called β€˜The Fiddle’

It was a vile inn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshPlaysUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Photon checks into a hotel. Bellhop asks, β€œDo you have any luggage?”

Photon replies, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are.

It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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What do you call a group of chess players talking about their wins in the lobby of their hotel?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Why are tight pants like a cheap hotel?

No ballroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecOpsAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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