The Wi-Fi password is…

A guest arrives at a boutique hotel in the woods. The front desk says “Welcome! Your room is ready and the wifi password is bearsbearsbears. Let me know if there’s anything else you need.”

The next day, the guest returns from a hike and the front desk says, “Welcome back! Your room has been cleaned and the wifi password is bearsbearsbears. Let me know if there’s anything else you need.”

That night, as the guest is heading out for dinner, the front desk says, “Good evening! I hope you enjoy your meal and the wifi password is –” “Right, thanks”, the guest interrupts. “I think I have it. You tell me wifi password every time!” The front desk says, “I know, but it’s bears repeating.”

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đź“…︎ May 07 2022
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OK so, there's this trade publication for the hospitality industry

here's one i've been working on.

ok so there's this trade publication for the hospitality industry.

it comes out once a quarter, but just now they're doing their annual "best hotel" awards

and there's a prize for best overall, and, you know, the hilton group wins every year...

but there are also categories for boutique hotels, budget, airbnbs, etc etc

and then there's a "fun" category called "best hotel for nonhuman guests"

and loads of luxury pet care places are entering in, overpriced kennels basically, taking it really seriously...

but also ppl are sending pictures of insect hotels they've built with their kids in their back yards and stuff, it's a bit of fun.

and then this one person sends in an entry, which they say is "an overnight guesthouse for footwear"

...

and one of the judges turns to the other and says "right, this one's definitely going to win it"

the other judge says "why?"

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"it's a shoe inn."

thankyouthankyou.

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