In England, if you pay money to live in a toilet, you can tell people you're a loo tenant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Croe01
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Guy has new tenants!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StillPatience
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weilnayr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
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I complained to the landlord about having 10 insects in the flat... He said it's the previous tenant's fault.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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A slumlord prohibits his tenants from painting the doors of their apartments any color other than slate.

He believes there’s nothing like the greyed-out doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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My tenant tells fortunes

She's an astrolodger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuriousDibbler
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2015
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I rented out a room to two beautiful Chinese Women..

They never complain, they keep to themselves and they always pay their rent on time. The only weird thing is they insist on paying me in stir-fry. But all in all, I guess they're pretty lo mein tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schnauss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I just saw 10 ants frantically running around my kitchen. I felt bad so I built them a small house.

Now I’m their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bovinejabronie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

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He was renting the Tardis all along
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rejectedtuna
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Why do 9 ants get to live in an apartment for free?

Because they're not tenants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterbill
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I made a small house with a cardboard box for the group of 10 ants running around in my room. Technically, I am now their landlord and they are my...

Tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadchowmrade
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Did you know that the military has an officer designated for taking care of restrooms?

He's a loo tenant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What do you call someone who has 10 ants?

A landlord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay_Hogwarts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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Nine ants were kicked out of the apartment complex

Because they were not tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyStar1991
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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An ant joke

🐜An ant knocked on the door of a house.

The house owner opened the door.

"I want a place to stay," said the ant.

"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost," said the owner.

The ant went inside and occupied the vacant room.

After some days, the ant brought in another ant 🐜and requested the owner, "Can you please allow this ant to stay with me?"

"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent," said the owner.

After some days the ant brought a 3rd 🐜ant and requested the owner to allow it to stay with them.

The owner agreed to it without asking for any rent.

This went on as the 🐜ant brought in more and more ants and the owner agreed to let them stay without any rent.

One fine day, the ant brought in the 10th ant 🐜and requested the owner to allow it to stay with them all.

The owner said, "OK, you can all stay here but now you all need to pay rent."

Now the question is:

Why did the owner ask for rent when the 10th ant came in? .

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Because they were now tenants! 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

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πŸ‘€︎ u/propiggymaster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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A lieutenant of a marching band had lost his piccolo, he went to a music instrument-store and asked for a piccolo

The store keeper said that they ran out of stock of piccolos but he could rent out a flute, the lieutenant agreed promptly.

After the performance the lieutenant came back to the store to return the flute. The store keeper asked if he was the flute tenant

No I am the lieutenant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minecraftkoolkidz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Why did the 10th Doctor never feel like he owned the Tardis?

Because he was just a tenant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Got_walked_in_on
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2015
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What happened when the Lt. General had diarrhoea?

He became a loo-tenant...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vishal_rjagan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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My friend always prefers renting out his apartment to Chinese chefs.

They are usually lo mein tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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My aunt ran an aerial yoga studio for 30 years, then shut it down.

The next tenant tried to run a KFC but it didn't do very well because it was built on an ancient Indian aerial grounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZigguratOfUr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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Why do landlords like to rent their storefronts to Chinese restaurants?

Because they're lo mein tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/commisaro
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2015
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My dad's brilliant macabre one liner

So my dad was talking to an acquaintance of ours, who is a landlord. My dad's acquaintance said he went in to check on one of his tenants and found him dead in his Lay-Z-Boy watching TV, remote still in hand and T.V still running. My dad's response on hearing this bit of news "Welp, I bet he wasn't watching the Life Channel"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deutschbag17
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2014
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A dozen ants decide to share an apartment and two move out.

It's ok the rest are still tenants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbosham
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2014
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I saw 10 ants in my kitchen this morning

... I guess I must be their landlord and they my tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aok76
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Tenants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmndrshprd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Saw 10 homeless ants

Decided to build them a house to live in and charge them rent. Now I collect rent from my tenants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluetoken12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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I was in my room and saw 10 ants running frantically. I felt bad for them, so I built a house for them. This kinda makes me their landlord and that kinda makes them my...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevonthe2nd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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How many ants does it take to fill an entire apartment?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edotri
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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So I was in my room...

And I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically, I felt bad for them so I made a house out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord and they are my...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisMJacobs1987
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants

So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord and they are my...

Tenants.

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Why can nine ants rent an apartment for free?

Because there not tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HazyDayZ420
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I found ten ants in my kitchen

So I built them a small house and now they're my tenants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattxfish
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I was in my room when I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically.

I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord and they are my Tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I saw 10 ants running frantically around my room. So I made them a cardboard house.

I guess that makes them my tenants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joaquin333
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wilgrove
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

tenants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yungsad
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2016
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How many ants fill an apartment?

Tenants.

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