Landowner Puns

A list of puns related to "Landowner"

A month ago I was kidnapped because my husband is a wealthy landowner. It turns out, all the kidnappers wanted was one of his quarries. It's a very profitable quarry, to be sure, but still.

Now I know what it feels like to be taken for granite.

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📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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