GodZillow!
She sells Seychelles by the sea shore.
I could barely fit in 4 cars and 4 dogs in there ..
Mahomes!
Nobody move.
Because they have a good stock of homes.
No worries, cemeteries are a dying industry.
They have a lot of properties.
Short sales.
I’m calling it Vista la Hosta, baby!
I could really see myself in it
He's quite the realthor.
He calls it The Groundskeeper.
Now he has the power of attorney
It’s just something I can see myself doing.
She now shows her manors.
Echolocation Echolocation Echolocation
He broker
It's house.
The results were château-strophic.
But she said she could only give me a ballpark estimate.
but apparently I had a lot to learn
Hasbro has a monopoly.
Most houses come with a sellar.
They’re all about proper tea.
My parents are selling the house and yesterday we had people checking it out along with the real estate agent.
Now I'm a metalhead and that's pretty obvious when you see my room. I got band posters and flags, loads of CD's and two guitars there.
So when it was all over, the agent came to me and told me I have a great taste of music. I told him I expected him to be more of a house guy. I don't think he got it.
It seems like every time we passed a cemetery with my father in the car, he'd say, "Look at that beautiful place. People are just dying to get in there! And such quiet neighbors, too." Dad worked for Good Humor, can you tell?
My Dad went inside the old outhouse and said "It says here, for a good time call Martha!" at which point he stepped outside the door, put his hands up to his mouth and called "MAAARTHAAA!!!"
To me at age 10, this was the funniest thing he ever said.
I could barely fit in 4 cars and 4 dogs ..
‘House’ it going?
