Why is real estate so big in Sweden right now?

Because they have a good stock of homes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Graveyards take up so much real estate, it’s crazy!

No worries, cemeteries are a dying industry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajanes88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Why do elements and chemicals make good real estate agents?

They have a lot of properties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no-nope-nay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What type of real estate transactions do dwarves prefer?

Short sales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weaponG
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Today my real estate agent showed me a house that had mirrors as siding

I could really see myself in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomBradyGoat1212
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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The God of Thunder went into real estate.

He's quite the realthor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I think I want to quit my real estate job. I’d rather clean mirrors for a living.

It’s just something I can see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chota_chotu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Did you hear about the real estate agent who attended finishing school?

She now shows her manors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/regcrusher
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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My dad is a real estate salesman. Today he tripped and fell on my sister...

He broker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khosa01
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heretik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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What's the real estate agents favourite music genre?

It's house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Prime Real Estate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombieTurtle2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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I asked a real estate agent how much it would cost to buy a hockey stadium.

But she said she could only give me a ballpark estimate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zephyrcoco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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When it comes to board games about buying real estate,

Hasbro has a monopoly.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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Why are real estate agents unnecessary?

Most houses come with a sellar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealOneofseven
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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How can you tell if a real estate agent is British?

They’re all about proper tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CouponTheMovie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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This list of real estate puns is as geeky as it sounds, but worth it. punreal.com/2017/03/best-…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrainofJT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2017
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Dadjoked the real estate agent

My parents are selling the house and yesterday we had people checking it out along with the real estate agent.

Now I'm a metalhead and that's pretty obvious when you see my room. I got band posters and flags, loads of CD's and two guitars there.

So when it was all over, the agent came to me and told me I have a great taste of music. I told him I expected him to be more of a house guy. I don't think he got it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bwuhbwuh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2015
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Tough Real Estate Market

It seems like every time we passed a cemetery with my father in the car, he'd say, "Look at that beautiful place. People are just dying to get in there! And such quiet neighbors, too." Dad worked for Good Humor, can you tell?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phatbatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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What did the real estate agent say to the other agent?

β€˜House’ it going?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DewritosOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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