After a brain scan, a doctor with bad bedside manor says to his patient seems like I'll see you TU MOR times, because you have TU MOR days to live.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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A man's house is his castle

In a manor of speaking

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I met this rude rich guy who wouldn’t stop talking about his mansions.

He’s got some bad manors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Did you hear about the real estate agent who attended finishing school?

She now shows her manors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/regcrusher
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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People say, "a man's home is his castle"...

In a manor of speaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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I guess houses that aren't haunted...

... are just well manored.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teaster
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2015
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Quite a rich pun

A wealthy man who occasionally dabbled in black-market affairs was strolling through town one day. One of his associates came running up to him with some bad news. "Sir, the shipment from Singapore is late" his associate said. "DO NOT talk to me about these affairs in public you fool!" the wealthy man blurted back. "My apologies, sir. Would you prefer to discuss this in your home?" his associate replied. The wealthy man responded "Yes, please speak to me in the manor to which I'm accustomed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadCorey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2015
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X-Men

So last night we were watching the first X-Men. When Wolverine first wakes up in the manor and is trying to escape, the elevator door opens and I say "hey look, he found the X-it.". Groans and eyerollings all around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aston96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2014
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A man's home is his castle...

In a manor of speaking.

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