Scammers went to Egypt
My wife was telling our group a story of how she and her flat-mates got screwed by their landlords (property managers, not the property owners) in England. Right before they were due to refund everyone's security deposits, they took all the money, closed the business, and buggered off to Egypt. I asked her if they set up a multilevel marketing campaign.
You know... a Pyramid Scheme?
Tractor jokes
(My dad just bought an old run down tractor that is on the original owner's property.)
Dad: I can't wait to put the tractor in the garage!
Stepmom: You said the tractor wouldn't see our house!
Dad: Don't worry, we'll just blindfold it.
Everyone else: groans
