Dwellings Puns

A list of puns related to "Dwellings"

What do you call a lycanthrope's dwelling?

A werehouse.

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👤︎ u/emjay144
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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A friend of mine asserts that she loves all animals. However, I did point out to her the distain she holds for large African water-dwelling mammals.

I just think she’s being a bit hippo critical.

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👤︎ u/Yetanotherrob
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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Trying to find motivation and engage with research of what motivated people in the post-Bronze Age to engage in building double-storey dwellings...

Irony on two many levels.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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When Ancient Greeks used to mix the clay for their dwellings a rule of thumb was to mix it until it was the texture of Hummus before putting it on the interior walls

It’s quite well known that the Ancient Greeks championed Hummus Texturality

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant
📅︎ May 02 2019
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When I was in the army, our captain told us to dress as water dwelling birds, make quaking noises and just recline lazily in order to blend into the environment. But I doubted how effective that would be.

I was sure we’d be sitting ducks.

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👤︎ u/Kiwicanary
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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Didja hear about the guy that was totally transfixed by intricate multi-family dwellings?

He had a complex complex complex.

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker
📅︎ Jun 17 2018
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What does the transport of large river-dwelling mammals have in common with the father of modern medicine?

They're both Hippocrates.

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👤︎ u/WarrenWaters
📅︎ May 10 2018
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Request: Puns about people who live in vans

I live in a van. Some of my friends live in vans too. Help us with some dirt bag van dwelling puns?

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👤︎ u/EvadNamNav
📅︎ Jan 07 2018
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Where do toilets dwell?

Porcel Lane.

:)

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👤︎ u/Bonanza86
📅︎ Oct 03 2016
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The other day, I tried to get a water feeling reptile that smoked weed back to its home, but it attacked me.

I'm not good with crock pots.

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👤︎ u/Grett_Britters
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One of them's a bottom dwelling, scum sucking scavenger...

The other one's just a fish.

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👤︎ u/bentnotbroken96
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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A joke that takes a while to evolve

To celebrate the 200th birthday of Charles Darwin, the scientific community joined together for a party. As is common at such gatherings, the Biologists began to argue about what species was the most suited to its environment. Finally after much heated debate, a group of scientists pledged to spend the rest of the year exhaustively researching the Biological record to once and for all determine which creature was the ultimate example of adaptivity and proficiency ever to live.

Yesterday, the results were announced at the National Academy of Sciences. The creature identified as the most adaptive and proficient in Earth's history was a previously unknown animal from the Mesozoic era, a water dwelling insect that thrived for a hundred million years.

It was ... a FishAnt

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👤︎ u/CapnFancyPants
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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I used to be indecisive .

Now I'm not so sure.

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👤︎ u/Colacubeninja
📅︎ Feb 10 2017
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The difference between a lawyer and catfish

Is that one is a slimy, bottom dwelling sum sucker and the other one is a fish.

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👤︎ u/PolesawPolska
📅︎ Jun 27 2018
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