Frilly Puns

So there's this duck who was born without any knees, and naturally, he was made fun of by all the other ducks. So one day, a pink duck with a wand and frilly dress appeared to this duck as he was sitting alone crying. "Why are you crying?" She asked him. "I don't have any knees!" He said, still crying. "I can give you some knees," said the fairy duck."But I have one question. Do you want low knees?" "No, I want high knees!" So she gave him lots of butts.