I crocheted a boo-bee! reddit.com/gallery/maafv3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmiley
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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I once knew a lady who was into crocheting in the dirt.

You could say she was in the knitty gritty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/titanroller
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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People say crochet is like knitting,

but it's knot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ak_illustration
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Did you know Al Pacino is awesome at crochet.....

.....he's a real scarf ace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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My wife likes to crochet and play guitar.

She's a real knit picker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotter66
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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I know someone who's really good at crochet jokes

We all call him a knit-wit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weird_al_yankee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Name for an etsy store

My friends name is Paige. She asked me to help with names for her etsy store to sell paintings, crochet stuff, alcohol ink things, and pottery. Paige despises puns. Please help me with some good pun names for her shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slackgir
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Did you hear the one about the crochet circle?

They're a clothes knit group of people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhCrapADinosaur
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2015
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I'm always ripping holes in my blanket.

So I crocheted a new one. Now when I rip it, it has less holes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaniHolmes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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My wife is gonna make a great dad someday.

So my wife and I are house/petsitting for some friends of ours. They have two cats, and a ten month old German Shepard. Being ten months old, the puppy is still a little rowdy. Tonite, after we took him for a walk, we let him kind of hang out in the house.

He still wanted to play, and jammed his elephant toy in my wife's face as she sat on the couch crocheting. She pulled back and he jammed it into her chest, then released and bit down to get a better grip on the toy.

In doing so he just clipped my wife's ahem nipple. She immediately pushed the dog away and grabbed the affected area. I stood up to help, somehow, and asked her if she was okay.

She looked me straight in the eye and said "Yeah, it's just a little nip." I couldn't be more proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alfrohawk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2014
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How did Scrooge get his employees to work double time on Christmas Eve?

He made Crochet sign a quaver.

(Credit goes to a friend of mine who's been writing Christmas cracker puns)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shoutgun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2012
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