Silly flower puns?
My friend needs an insta caption for a pic where she's posing with flowers. Any suggestions?
basic. yeah. i know.
I can't think of a good flower pun right now...
Me texting my friend in flower puns
My wife’s mad at me because she said I never buy her flowers
I honestly didn’t even know she sold flowers
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Friend - Hey man could you call for some flowers for me from online?
Me - Yeah sure bro I will cauliflowers.
At a clown’s funeral, everybody brought flowers.
There wasn’t a dry face in the house.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
is that a romantic jester?
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
What do you call a flower with a mouth?
Dad went to a flower shop
Dad: Have you guys got any cut flowers?
Flower store employee: No, but we have potted flowers.
Dad: Ah, well do you have scissors?
Why would I buy flowers when I don't like them!
Today my wife accidentally pushed flower pot with her elbow. After 3 hours of arguingshe came to a conclusion that
I put it in the wrong place......
3 years ago
Dad, do you like flowers?
Some, on a vase by vase basis.
My wife said I never buy her flowers...
..., to be honest I never knew she is selling them.
What flower does everyone have on their head?
*sighs* You know what melancholy flowers make me think of?
How can you tell the difference between flowers that bloom in the day and flowers that bloom in the night?
The difference is day and night.
You can’t plant flowers...
...if you haven’t botany.
My neighbor got mad at me for planting my flowers too close to the fence...
I told them that they were still a few yards away.
What do you call a flower that is full of electricity?
A power plant.
My 6 y/o and I came up with that haha
Never buy flowers from a monk...
Only you can prevent florist friars
What flower can kiss two people at once?
What did the rock say to the flower ok bloomer.
Did you know robin hood owned a Flower shop?
It was called the Sherwood Florist
Cops just arrested a protester throwing flowers...
they deemed it an act of Violets.
I haven't seen many Thanksgiving puns yet
But I'm sure more may flower in time.
What is the most popular flower in France?
How does the flower cross the lake
Why did everyone think Mufasa was a flower?
I asked my dog what’s his favorite flower.
“I dunno but imma peonies.”
So I wanted to buy some flowers
But I couldn’t because the prices rose
April showers bring may flowers
What did the big flower say to the littler flower?
How do you tell if a flower is of royal descent?
Check if its blue-budded.
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
Me - Dad could you call for some flowers for me from online?
Dad - Yeah sure son I would cauliflowers.
"How comes you never buy her flowers?"
"I never knew she sold them!"
My wife is upset because I never buy her flowers.
To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
You can’t plant flowers...
If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
You can’t plant flowers if
How are you going to plant any flowers
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