A list of puns related to "Adidas"
Three stripes and you're out.
You don't know? It's Yeezy
This 100+ person volleyball chat I am in was blowing up about this tent sale (things you bring to tailgates/sporting events).
"This sale really sounds intents"
People told me I'm lame and a terrible human being.
You tell it to shoe.
I have about 6 pairs of shoes in total (including dress shoes and flip flops).
My fiancee absolutely hates my old flip flops and old adidas samba, and conversely I love those two in particular. She has, on more than one occasion, threatened to junk them, to which I replied that she would become single.
Yesterday, our golden retriever puppy found and made short work of my flops and one adidas. My fiancee watched as I sadly marched the two pairs to the bin, but she didn't know the amount of dad she was about to face.
I dropped them in the bin, looked up at her, and said "well, they had a good run."
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