My baseball team don't allow anyone to wear Adidas.

Three stripes and you're out.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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What's an expensive shoe made by Adidas?

You don't know? It's Yeezy

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📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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Adidas is having a tent sale..

This 100+ person volleyball chat I am in was blowing up about this tent sale (things you bring to tailgates/sporting events).

"This sale really sounds intents"

People told me I'm lame and a terrible human being.

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📅︎ Aug 17 2015
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What shoes does a ninja wears to work?

Sneakers

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👤︎ u/kreyfor
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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What do you tell annoying footwear so that it will go away?

You tell it to shoe.

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📅︎ Jan 23 2017
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Old shoes

I have about 6 pairs of shoes in total (including dress shoes and flip flops).

My fiancee absolutely hates my old flip flops and old adidas samba, and conversely I love those two in particular. She has, on more than one occasion, threatened to junk them, to which I replied that she would become single.

Yesterday, our golden retriever puppy found and made short work of my flops and one adidas. My fiancee watched as I sadly marched the two pairs to the bin, but she didn't know the amount of dad she was about to face.

I dropped them in the bin, looked up at her, and said "well, they had a good run."

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👤︎ u/strykr316
📅︎ Sep 03 2016
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