Chewbacca of Star Wars was once a great baseball player in The Major Leagues. . . . . .
Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.
Want to hear a soccer joke? ... Why is the triangle the strongest shape in nature?
All is has to do is try, and GOOAAALL!
Which soccer player plays the dirtiest?
Batman invited the Justice League to an evening discussing Bitcoin investments but the Superman didn't go because it was,
What does the announcer for the Miners Soccer League say when someone scores?
My son just started dating a soccer goalie...
I've started a new business where I am building Bible characters from Lego. First up, Isaiah. I hope to make a major prophet.
Did you hear about the soccer team with the telekinetic player?
They keep winning due to their psy-kick.
In Zack Snyder's Justice League, Barry Allen breaks a window by simply touching it.
This is because Windows no longer supports Flash...
Why do soccer referees never fold in poker?
Because they always call the flop.
Did you hear about the team of white guys that tried to compete in an all vietnamese soccer league?
They didnt Nguyen a single game
Hey, Son! Why don't midgets play soccer?
The grass tickles their balls!
Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?
She kept running away from the ball
I hate playing soccer with my constipated friend...
Wife: "What's this soccer ball doing in the flower bed?"
Me: "It's just looking round"
During a soccer game, one of the players hit a bird with the ball
The Referee said it was a Fowl.
If you are thinking of settling down, here’s some advice: Don’t date soccer players.
There’s only a 1/11 chance that they’re a keeper.
I used to be the soccer team's striker until my coach realized I wasn't playing well. He said....
You should play defense, no offense.
I have nothing but major props for the guy who came up with this caption
Here's a dad joke you're only going to get if you play League of Legends.
Cho'Gath walks into a bar and says "I'm a problem." The bartender Sett replies "Yeah, for your ADC."
My wife tells me I have 2 major faults,
I don't listen - and something else.
What's the perfect gift for an English lit / electrical engineering major with a lisp?
Can someone please tell me what the lowest rank in the Army is???
Every time I ask someone, they tell me "it's private."
I've been dating a girl who is captain of her soccer team
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.
It was the Father, the Son, and the Goalie host.
What do Betty Crocker and Major League Baseball have in common?
Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
My wife claims I have 2 major faults
My unwillingness to listen, and, eh, some other thing.
The geometry major proved to be an excellent gardener...
...due to his extensive knowledge of tree angles.
Joe Biden's dog, Major, was kicked out for biting a staffer. I guess you could say he was...
What's the highest rank in the popcorn army?
Why didn't the Justice League accept the Adobe Sponsorship?
Because it would have required them to kill Flash.
My wife plays soccer with her hands.
I finally saw the new Justice League movie but when the heroes ended up in a funky little shack down the Atlanta highway, I was confused at first.
It was the Fred Schneider cut. Oops!
Results are in from the Musketeers Football League:
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-4
I'm having trouble organising a hide-and-seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
If Father Christmas played soccer, what position would he play ?
A youth soccer team that won gold at a tournament also stopped a thief that same day.
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.
You hear about the scarecrow who won a major award?
Apparently, he was out standing in his field.
Choose a major you love
and you'll never work a day in your life because that field probably isn't hiring
Soccer coach to newbie: "Basically, you kick this ball down the field and try to get it into that big net at the end."
"That's the goal at least."
What’s a philosopher’s favourite sport?
I asked my dad if I can be a history major,
He said, “Don’t. There’s no future in it.”
They say if you want to be a successful prospector, you shouldn't get a major in geology.
You should get a miner instead.
It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
She kept running from the ball.
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
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