A list of puns related to "Rudolf Dassler"
If at first you don't succeed try, try again. It helps having a good name too.
So Iβm launching a small jewelry business soon. Iβm a senior in high-school. My sister also has her own jewelry business she launched a few months ago so I guess you can say sheβs experienced with this whole business thing. I wanted to be separate from her bc firstly my business emerged from a hobby I picked up and itβs βmy thingβ you can say, without sounding rude. I donβt like involving people- thereβs more room to express myself when itβs just me and its just more flexible and convenient. But today she claimed that this is βourβ business and I confronted her saying that I donβt wanna rely on anyone and I just want this to be me only. This was my second time telling her that I donβt want to include her. She was kinda being dismissive about it but now Iβm thinking should I involve her? Shes good at creating websites and advertising online but she also is a starter. I donβt know if Iβm being mean or just looking out for myself. Any suggestions/outlooks are helpful.
Thank you
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
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