Ouch Puns

A list of puns related to "Ouch"

Ouch
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👤︎ u/10Ticklesproduction
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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I accidentally stepped on my cats tail. The cat jumped, and I ended up kicking the table pretty hard. “Ouch!” I yelled

“YOU, ow?” The cat replied in disbelief. “ME-ow”

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👤︎ u/keller_rado
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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Ouch
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👤︎ u/mhr3
📅︎ May 09 2020
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Ouch!
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👤︎ u/webguy1975
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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Ouch
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👤︎ u/Tarlungs110466
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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Nice, Ouch?
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👤︎ u/MostExpensiveThing
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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Ow Ouch Ow
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👤︎ u/PersonWhoExists50306
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Ouch!

Just got back from Bangkok...

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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Pretty bad one, then ouch.
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👤︎ u/memesveryyes
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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Last Thanksgiving I cut myself with the carving knife so my idiot brother-in-law walks up and grabs the bloody cut and starts twisting it. I screamed “Ouch, what are you doing!!”

He says, “I’m applying the turn-a-cut!”

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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Ouch that hurt
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👤︎ u/MemeLord42021
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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Ouch... (is this a repost?)
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👤︎ u/electrocuter666
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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Ouch that's gonna leave a ma-
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👤︎ u/Skelopun
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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Ouch

I swallowed a dictionary.

I have thesaurus throat I've ever had.

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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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Me: Ouch! I stubbed my toe!

Dad: Oh no! We better call the toe truck.

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👤︎ u/nyquill81
📅︎ Jun 01 2017
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Daughter: "Ouch! I stepped on a tack on the floor."

Me: "So the floor attacked you!" Daughter: "Daaaaaad!"

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👤︎ u/Iluv_Felashio
📅︎ Jan 30 2016
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Ouch!
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👤︎ u/coladict
📅︎ Jan 13 2014
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Ouch pap...

Had an amazing idea to tell my father so I ran up stairs..

Me "Hey dad you know what we should do" Dad "What? Travel back 18 years ago and wear condoms" He then all of a sudden bursts into laughter (im 18) Thanks daddio

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👤︎ u/keenynman343
📅︎ Sep 27 2013
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