I got the word βOuchβ tattooed on the back of my foot yesterday. My dad asked me if it still hurts.
I told him yes, but itβll heel.
I accidentally stepped on my cats tail. The cat jumped, and I ended up kicking the table pretty hard. βOuch!β I yelled
βYOU, ow?β The cat replied in disbelief. βME-owβ
Last Thanksgiving I cut myself with the carving knife so my idiot brother-in-law walks up and grabs the bloody cut and starts twisting it. I screamed βOuch, what are you doing!!β
He says, βIβm applying the turn-a-cut!β
Ouch
I swallowed a dictionary.
I have thesaurus throat I've ever had.
Me: Ouch! I stubbed my toe!
Dad: Oh no! We better call the toe truck.
Daughter: "Ouch! I stepped on a tack on the floor."
Me: "So the floor attacked you!" Daughter: "Daaaaaad!"
Ouch pap...
Had an amazing idea to tell my father so I ran up stairs..
Me "Hey dad you know what we should do" Dad "What? Travel back 18 years ago and wear condoms" He then all of a sudden bursts into laughter (im 18) Thanks daddio
My father overheard me say ouch in the other room
Dad: what's wrong does your face hurt?
Me: um no..
Dad: oh really because it's killing me
I got the word βOuchβ tattooed on the back of my foot yesterday. My son asked me if it still hurts.
I told him yes, but itβll heel.
Ouch!
Just got back from Bangkok...
