Ouches Puns

“YOU, ow?” The cat replied in disbelief. “ME-ow”

Poor bastard.

It was the end of my Korea

Dam

Ouch

He looked up at me with a blank stare and said, “you.”

They get stale really fast.

Just got back from Bangkok...

Now they can Scandinavian!

Painful, because they can't c.

He says, “I’m applying the turn-a-cut!”

It Hertz

Push him out of the plane at 30,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

I guess that’s why it’s called being a groan-up

“Ouch”

P-Ouch!!

“Ouch” he says

.....cheesy pick up lines will become dad jokes.

It was carrying several cases of Eau de Humanity.

Then a table...then a chair...then a door........

ALDRIN: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.

It really takes its toll on me.

Ouch, mitosis!

I swallowed a dictionary.

I have thesaurus throat I've ever had.

Dad: Oh no! We better call the toe truck.

Now she’s in the ICU

Jurassic pork.

Me: "So the floor attacked you!" Daughter: "Daaaaaad!"

A caw-casian.

He said ouch

Ouch!

Ouch