How about this? A potion that gives the drinker Tourettes.

A profanity philter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyranders
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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People with tourette's

What makes them tic?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wornsy21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What is a Hippo with Tourette’s called?

A Hippopottymouth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slimebomb1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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A sheep with tourettes walks into a ....

bah bah bah bebah bah bebah bah bah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crumble07
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I joined a club for people with Tourettes Syndrome

It took me 4 hours to get sworn in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twitchy898
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.

The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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My wife always complains about the gifts I buy for her. This time I got her a Tourette’s alarm clock.

She is in for a rude awakening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What do we want?!... A cure for tourettes! When do we want it?!...

CUNT!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I can safely say I've overcome my Tourette's.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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I made a play about a man with Tourettes and no hands.

Critics are calling it "offensive and pointless".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csyrett
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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Pun-Tourette's Syndrome

Is it a real thing, or is this just some kind of sick joke?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wet-Yeti
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2014
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I keep randomly shouting out β€œBroccoli” and β€œCauliflower”

I think I might have Florets.

(Edinburgh fringe festival 2019: credit to the comedian Olaf Falafel)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesallen1977
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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I won a unique item at the Celebrity Origami charity auction.

The auction's goal was to raise money for Tourette syndrome research by selling origami figures made by famous celebrities. To highlight the purpose of the auction, the organization in charge asked all participating celebs to write a replacement of a naughty four-letter word most closely associated with the disorder.

For example, George Clooney's origami penguin said Fudge instead of the F-word.

Margot Robbie's paper flower said Beach instead of the B-word.

I bid on the origami made by Dwayne Johnson.

The Rock's paper scissors said Shoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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I could swear...

I have tourettes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alfherin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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What makes a great writer tick?

Tourette syndrome.

I'm going to hell for that one, huh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urbanek2525
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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For her birthday, I got my wife a Tourette’s Alarm Clock.

She is in for a rude awakening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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