Tourette syndrome Puns

A list of puns related to "Tourette syndrome"

I like to pretend that I have Tourette Syndrome so I can cuss in public. Today I went wild on a crowded elevator.

Yeah. It was wrong on so many levels.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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I joined a club for people with Tourettes Syndrome

It took me 4 hours to get sworn in

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👤︎ u/Twitchy898
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.

The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."

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👤︎ u/Roivas14
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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Pun-Tourette's Syndrome

Is it a real thing, or is this just some kind of sick joke?

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👤︎ u/Wet-Yeti
📅︎ Sep 06 2014
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I won a unique item at the Celebrity Origami charity auction.

The auction's goal was to raise money for Tourette syndrome research by selling origami figures made by famous celebrities. To highlight the purpose of the auction, the organization in charge asked all participating celebs to write a replacement of a naughty four-letter word most closely associated with the disorder.

For example, George Clooney's origami penguin said Fudge instead of the F-word.

Margot Robbie's paper flower said Beach instead of the B-word.

I bid on the origami made by Dwayne Johnson.

The Rock's paper scissors said Shoot.

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👤︎ u/Roivas14
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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What makes a great writer tick?

Tourette syndrome.

I'm going to hell for that one, huh?

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👤︎ u/urbanek2525
📅︎ Jun 01 2016
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