Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?
They were in four mints.
It's the opposite day and my friend challenges me in tic tac toe. when it's his turn, he grabs the pencil by his foot. I ask him why and he responds:
"I'm playing the toe tactic"
I sometimes think about stuffing figs with Tic-tacs for dessert, but never actually tried it
It's just a fig mint of my imagination
My idea for a Tic-tac-toe movie failed
Although it looked good on paper
Got bit by a sheep tic amidst this pandemic
Now I have corona and lymes
Did you hear about the guy that invented Tic Tacs?
They say he made a mint.
The guy at 7 eleven asked if I wanted 10 free packs of Tic-Tacs with my purchase, and I asked him under what condition?
Mint condition.
Out of curiosity, I very quietly slipped an old Tic Tac into my mouth.
It was a silent expired mint.
Did you hear about the tic tac and the altoid that fell in love?
They were mint for each other
What do you call it when Tic Tacs are introduced to peppermint patties?
Mints meet.
(credit to my actual dad for this joke)
My wife had a Tic Tac before she gave me a blow job.
It was quite a predicament...
Why can one artist never beat another artist at tic tac toe?
They always end up drawing
Found an old box of Tic Tacs under the bed from 1997 and I amazed at how well preserved they were.
They were in mint condition.
What is the difference between tic-tac-toe and footsies?
One of them is a game, the other is a toe tactic.
For sale - tic tac, partially eaten
Still in mint condition
I saw a guy advertising a case of Tic Tacs for sale.
I asked him if the case was opened.
He said no - it's in mint condition.
Babies toes are almost the same size and shape as tic-tacs.
That makes them tic-tac-toes.
My friend is a new dad and posted this one to Facebook. Instant facepalm.
Two master strategists get a pen and paper and prepare for a game of tic-tac-toe.
Then they draw.
Did you hear about the guy that invented Tic Tacs?
I hear he made a mint
