Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?

They were in four mints.

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It's the opposite day and my friend challenges me in tic tac toe. when it's his turn, he grabs the pencil by his foot. I ask him why and he responds:

"I'm playing the toe tactic"

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👤︎ u/Aglaz
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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I sometimes think about stuffing figs with Tic-tacs for dessert, but never actually tried it

It's just a fig mint of my imagination

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📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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My idea for a Tic-tac-toe movie failed

Although it looked good on paper

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📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that invented Tic Tacs?

They say he made a mint.

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📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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The guy at 7 eleven asked if I wanted 10 free packs of Tic-Tacs with my purchase, and I asked him under what condition?

Mint condition.

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📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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Out of curiosity, I very quietly slipped an old Tic Tac into my mouth.

It was a silent expired mint.

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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Did you hear about the tic tac and the altoid that fell in love?

They were mint for each other

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📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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What do you call it when Tic Tacs are introduced to peppermint patties?

Mints meet.

(credit to my actual dad for this joke)

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📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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My wife had a Tic Tac before she gave me a blow job.

It was quite a predicament...

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📅︎ Aug 04 2017
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Why can one artist never beat another artist at tic tac toe?

They always end up drawing

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📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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Found an old box of Tic Tacs under the bed from 1997 and I amazed at how well preserved they were.

They were in mint condition.

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📅︎ Dec 16 2017
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What is the difference between tic-tac-toe and footsies?

One of them is a game, the other is a toe tactic.

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👤︎ u/ozylanthe
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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For sale - tic tac, partially eaten

Still in mint condition

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📅︎ Aug 17 2016
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I saw a guy advertising a case of Tic Tacs for sale.

I asked him if the case was opened.

He said no - it's in mint condition.

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👤︎ u/janus10
📅︎ Dec 16 2017
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Babies toes are almost the same size and shape as tic-tacs.

That makes them tic-tac-toes.

My friend is a new dad and posted this one to Facebook. Instant facepalm.

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📅︎ Aug 01 2015
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Two master strategists get a pen and paper and prepare for a game of tic-tac-toe.

Then they draw.

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I ran out of material for the doll I was making and only had breathe mints left for the feet.

He had Tic Tac toes

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👤︎ u/chemist612
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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What does a dyslexic war general use for his bad breath?

Guerrilla TicTacs.

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📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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Have you heard of tiktok's cousin?

He is called tic tac

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👤︎ u/vytisgytis
📅︎ May 19 2020
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Got my girlfriend with this earlier

we're heading through grocery store checkout. She looks over at the candies and says

"Ooh! Mentos!"

"I already have Mentos."

"Really? Where?"

"On my men feet!"

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👤︎ u/Sauron1209
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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Most Likely

i bet the people over at the tic tac factories make a mint.

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📅︎ May 31 2020
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What kind of breath mint can help you get a lot of xoxo?

A Tic Tac Toe

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📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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What do you say to a slow moving pickup truck?

Pickup the pace.

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📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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One day Jimmy gets home from school early.

His mom ask's,"Why are you home so early?"

He answered"Because I was the only one who answered a question correctly."

Well, my son the genius.What was the question?"she continued.

"Whose the little shit that laid the tac down on my chair?"

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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A scientist invented the world's largest flying breath mint

Now he has a tic-tac to ride

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👤︎ u/Thoren66
📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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"You must always look twice before you cross," I advised my son.

I take Tic-Tac-Toe very seriously.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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Found in a bathroom in Austin.
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👤︎ u/ist0
📅︎ Jul 03 2014
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Honeymoon trip

A newly married couple were confused on how to spend their honeymoon , the husband wanted to go to Australia first but the wife wanted to go to TIC TAC world(coz fuck logic). Upon further debate they ended on going to australia first because the husband thought the sequence was authentic.

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👤︎ u/ashfaq_haq
📅︎ Aug 03 2017
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Why elephants are huge, wrinkly and gray?

Because if they were tiny, smooth and white, they'd be TicTacs.

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👤︎ u/SirGocell
📅︎ May 18 2018
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How do SWAT teams celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

With Tac-taco rations

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Mar 30 2018
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Tired clock

Did you hear about the clock that was tired of saying tick tock so it changed tac-tic.

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👤︎ u/Marcizz
📅︎ Apr 16 2017
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Boyfriend was on a roll with the dad jokes today.

He was going through my box of strange things and had some interesting commentary.

Found an owl ring, asked, "Do people ever ask who gave it to you?"

Saw that my butterfly necklace was broken, asked, "Does that bug you?"

Was giving me tic tacs out of a container, gave me four and I said I only wanted two. "Sorry guys, guess it just wasn't mint to be."

He chuckled at himself for awhile after these.

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👤︎ u/suckish
📅︎ Jan 27 2014
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I was in line for the cash register at the grocery store with my dad

and I notice these big 200 pack containers of Tic Tacs, so I point them out to my dad and say "look, that is intense."

And my dad says back, "That's not intense, that's on a shelf!"

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📅︎ Nov 29 2014
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What do you call a breath freshener for atheists?

A heretic-tac.

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👤︎ u/r_notfound
📅︎ Nov 26 2014
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Did you hear about the guy that invented Tic Tacs?

I hear he made a mint

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👤︎ u/wellzy33
📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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