They split an order of 5 coconut shrimp but when there was just one left; neither wanted to make a prawn sacrifice.
About a week ago.
Dang, it feels like that was about A WEEK AGO...
Because they’re all trying to get to Finland.
Sue
Boris pin
... it was just a buoy.
Bobby: "Rectum? It dang near killed him!"
He was a Sioux chef.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
That's the best thing about Christmas - chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.
He learned pretty quick, but he's still working on his knight moves.
Bobby: "I didn't do it, katydid."
I’m in my element when I do
The doctor says it's terminal
But now he’s glue tin free.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE
Son of a Beach!!
I have a friend who i care for a lot, but sometimes he can be annoying, lets call him Bobby.
I had hit my head and had a nasty bump and bruise dead-center in my forehead.
Bobby: wow! whats this fellas new name? (pointing at my bruise)
Me: His name is Bobby! he is a massive headache.
We still laugh about that one
On his way to a bear hunting trip, the man saw a road sign that said “Bear Left” so he went back home.
My wife: "Honey after you get a vasectomy you have to go to regular check ups so we don't get a whoopsie daisey" Me: "Or a whoopsie Tommy or a whoopsie Bobby"
My dad's name is Bobby. He found a bobby pin on the ground, picked it up and said, "Hey this is mine!"
Hand Eeeeeeeeeeeyeee
