A list of puns related to "Tic Tac"
They were in four mints.
"I'm playing the toe tactic"
It's just a fig mint of my imagination
Although it looked good on paper
They say he made a mint.
Mint condition.
It was a silent expired mint.
Mints meet.
(credit to my actual dad for this joke)
They were mint for each other
It was quite a predicament...
They always end up drawing
They were in mint condition.
One of them is a game, the other is a toe tactic.
Still in mint condition
I asked him if the case was opened.
He said no - it's in mint condition.
That makes them tic-tac-toes.
My friend is a new dad and posted this one to Facebook. Instant facepalm.
Then they draw.
He had Tic Tac toes
Guerrilla TicTacs.
we're heading through grocery store checkout. She looks over at the candies and says
"Ooh! Mentos!"
"I already have Mentos."
"Really? Where?"
"On my men feet!"
He is called tic tac
i bet the people over at the tic tac factories make a mint.
Pickup the pace.
A Tic Tac Toe
Now he has a tic-tac to ride
I take Tic-Tac-Toe very seriously.
A newly married couple were confused on how to spend their honeymoon , the husband wanted to go to Australia first but the wife wanted to go to TIC TAC world(coz fuck logic). Upon further debate they ended on going to australia first because the husband thought the sequence was authentic.
Because if they were tiny, smooth and white, they'd be TicTacs.
Did you hear about the clock that was tired of saying tick tock so it changed tac-tic.
He was going through my box of strange things and had some interesting commentary.
Found an owl ring, asked, "Do people ever ask who gave it to you?"
Saw that my butterfly necklace was broken, asked, "Does that bug you?"
Was giving me tic tacs out of a container, gave me four and I said I only wanted two. "Sorry guys, guess it just wasn't mint to be."
He chuckled at himself for awhile after these.
and I notice these big 200 pack containers of Tic Tacs, so I point them out to my dad and say "look, that is intense."
And my dad says back, "That's not intense, that's on a shelf!"
I hear he made a mint
They say he made a mint.
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