You might have heard of it. It's called Tryopenin.
I like to keep all my bases covered.
He approached a wild ox. The ox looked at him.
The guy said, "Hello, there, wild ox. Would you like to buy this bottle of brandy from me? £50, that is all."
The wild ox mulled it over, before pulling out the money and handing it over to the man.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have jumped up and yelled, "It's a con, yak!"
I can never seem to pull it off
It's called Tryopenin
Cause flies time when you're having fun.
Luckily they were able to replace it using his foreskin. Only problem was he ended up a little cockeyed.
He was just a little cock-eyed
It was ajar
It was jammed.
I guess it can really get rubbed the wrong way
...because his girlfriend was hefty.
Now it's a washp
My friend was having trouble screwing the lid onto a Tide container.
She said, "Close, darn it!"
I said, "No, that's just the soap. The clothes are in the hamper."
