I wanted to make sure he didn’t have unprotected snacks.
You might have heard of it. It's called Tryopenin.
I like to keep all my bases covered.
He approached a wild ox. The ox looked at him.
The guy said, "Hello, there, wild ox. Would you like to buy this bottle of brandy from me? £50, that is all."
The wild ox mulled it over, before pulling out the money and handing it over to the man.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have jumped up and yelled, "It's a con, yak!"
I can never seem to pull it off
It's called Tryopenin
Luckily they were able to replace it using his foreskin. Only problem was he ended up a little cockeyed.
Cause flies time when you're having fun.
I tried and tried but to no avail.You might have heard of it ...TRY-OPEN-EN
He was just a little cock-eyed
It was ajar
It was jammed.
I guess it can really get rubbed the wrong way
...because his girlfriend was hefty.
Now it's a washp
My friend was having trouble screwing the lid onto a Tide container.
She said, "Close, darn it!"
I said, "No, that's just the soap. The clothes are in the hamper."
