A list of puns related to "Eyelid"
They use foreskin to replace them. Only side-effect is coming out a little cockeyed.
They decided to replace it with some of his foreskin, it all went well but the surgery was a little cockeyed
.... although afterwards he was a bit cockeyed.
Remove their brains from their skulls and everyone loses their mind...
The Doctors are doing some amazing work, they are going to fabricate new eyelids from the boys' foreskin, it's said the boy will be totally fine but a little cockeyed.
He was just a little cock-eyed
Remove their brains and everybody loses their minds...
Quite the crises
They did a great job, except hes now a bit cockeyed
They used his foreskin to correct the problem and now hes cock eyed
A child was born in Europe with no eyelids. They used his foreskin from the circumcision to create new eyelids for him. Everything turned out great, he's just a little cockeyed.
As Iβm walking down the hall I notice that my girls have their light on and they should be in bed already. I poke my head in and ask why their light is on. They replied that theyβre looking for something. I turned off the light and responded that they should be looking for the back of their eyelids!
They said the fire was in tents
I didn't even batter an eyelid.
So, I'm not 100% this belongs here. Feel free to rip me a new one in the comments.
I work overnights at a hotel. Last night I had a drunk guy walk up to the desk. He looks at me and goes "No eyelids man. My nephew was born today and he doesn't have any eyelids."
I'm pretty used to drunk people coming up to the desk and talking at me, but this caught my attention. I tell the guy its not the worst thing in the world and I'm sure they will be able to fix it, its better than being born blind, etc.
The guy looks up at me and says, "Yeah, they're gonna use his foreskin to fix it....My nephew is gonna be cockeyed!"
Peer:My eyelid has been twitching for a week. I am just going to cut it off Me: Have you tried banana's? (the potassium should help) Peer: Nope, don't think it is sharp enough
I was an ER tech in a fairly busy inner city hospital for a few years. On one unusually slow night, around 3am, I called up to labor and delivery from an outside line. The conversation went like this:
"Labor and Delivery Nancy speaking"
"Hi I have an unusual problem and I am hoping you can help me."
"OK what can I do for you?"
"Well a couple weeks ago my wife and I had a baby boy who was born with an extremely rare condition. You see, he was born without eyelids."
"Oh my goodness!"
"Yes. Well at your hospital there they tried a new experimental treatment. They used the foreskin from his circumcision to create eyelids for him. Have you heard about this procedure?"
"OH MY GOD! No! I haven't!"
"Well everything was going great and he seemed to be healing well but when he woke up this morning, he looked a little cockeyed..."
"..........."
"COCKEYED!"
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This all mainly involves my actions and thinking to myself.
So I'm cutting my nails with clippers, the clipping seem to travel at a pretty high velocity then cut.
anyway, at one moment I had the clippers facing away from me, meaning my nails were pointing at me. When I cut, the clipping flew up and hit me on the eyelid, felt very close to going in.
That's when I thought:
"Shit, I almost nailed myself in the eye"
After seeing Taken:
"Taken? More like this movie has taken all my money!"
After seeing Final destination 5:
"Final Destination? More like, My Final destination is out of the movie theater!"
"Wanna know what my favorite part of the movie was? The credits!"
"The back of my eyelids were more entertaining than that movie."
After telling him about a Slayer concert:
"Slayer? More like, this band is gonna slay all my money!"
After telling him my favorite musical genre is heavy metal:
"Well, i hate heavy metal. I can never lift it!"
These are just a few
So my co-worker comes up to me & asks if I'd heard about the baby born with no eyelids. I responded no, & had no idea where he was going with this (he's told stories like this before & seems to just mess around with people). He tells me 'yeah, the doctor decided to fix it, so they took the skin from the foreskin of his penis.' Okay... really random story or I was just clueless. 'But there was a problem with the procedure, and the baby ended up coming out of the surgery cock-eyed.'
Me: ouch!
Wife: did you get hit with bacon grease?
Me: yeah. Right in the eyelid.
Wife: Good thing it didn't actually go in your eye
Me: yeah, I never would've looked at bacon the same way again
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