Bambi Puns

A list of puns related to "Bambi"

Did you hear about Apple buying the rights to Bambi?

They'll use it for the launch of the new iFawn.

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👤︎ u/AFMDX
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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What did Thumper get charged with when he stole a slurp of Bambi's ice-cream cone?

Assault-lick.

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👤︎ u/Animakitty
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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My kid wanted me to buy this poster of Bambi and his mum.

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but I said it was too deer.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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My wife calls me Bambi and I call her venison

They're terms of endeerment

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👤︎ u/Dumbleburn
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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Why are Bambi’s eyes missing?

I have no eye deer

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👤︎ u/papserk
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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What was Bambi's mother's name?

Jane.

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👤︎ u/StrangeBedfellows
📅︎ Aug 06 2015
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What hand did the deer use to write with?

Both! She's bambi-dexterous

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👤︎ u/Pee_Noot_Skoot
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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Why is Rudolph jealous...?

Because people are always fawning over Bambi.

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👤︎ u/bottleowine
📅︎ Mar 09 2012
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