The guilloutine is apparently a relatively painless method of execution.

Heads will roll if word of this gets around.

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Advances in medical science has made vasectomies painless and easy

Compared to what the procedure used to consist of, there's a vas deferens.

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What should everyone do before kicking the bucket to make it as painless as possible?

Put on some steel toe boots!

^^^I'm ^^^so ^^^sorry

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I heard Hertz is going out of business...

I bet they come back as Painless

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My daughter asked me if it hurts cows to milk them.

I told her it's udderly painless.

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My brother ran me over with his car the other day...

...it was relatively painless.

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