Mmm Puns

I would assume they only got halfway through the alphabet before falling asleep!

..The way old Grammar used to make them.

Mmm peach mint.

A double scoop.

Afterwards, he said, “Mmm, this copypasta tastes good!”

it's easy as pi.

I replied, "Mmm...."

Sometimes he laughs.

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Dough!

So the lion starts running towards the dog with menace but the dog notices this and starts to panic.

As he's about to run he sees some bones on the ground next to him, gets an idea and says loudly, "Mmm... That was some good lion meat!"

The lion screeches to a halt and says, "Woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can" and then runs away.

Over in a tree, is a monkey who sees everything and realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion what happened and getting something in return.

So the monkey finds the lion and tells him what really happened.

The lion says to the monkey angrily, "Get on my back, we'll get him together".

So the monkey climbs on the lion's back and they start rushing back to the dog.

The dog sees them, realizes what has happened and starts to panic even more.

But then he gets another idea and shouts, "Where is that monkey!?! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!"

No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

Only one cannoli!

Is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

Because 6, 7, 8.

Eclipse it.

Now British women are finally free to move diagonally.

He had little patients.

But it turned out to be an MmmBot

Dada Mole pokes his nose out of the mole hole, sniffs the air, and licks his lips. “Mmm, someone nearby is baking.” he says. “I smell butter.”

Mama Mole comes up next and sniffs the air. Her eyes light up. "Yes, someone is baking,” she says. “I smell sugar!”

Brother Mole is next. “Mmm, maybe some chocolate!” he exclaims as he does a little dance.

Little Baby Mole is last. He sniffs the air, gags and nearly chokes as he says “All I smell is molasses.”

For the record, my dad didn't say any of these. Also, they get kind of weird near the end.

My vacuum sucks, or, rather, doesn't suck.

That drawing looks sketchy. Something about it looks... shady.

Lightbulb is a smart guy. Some might even say he's bright.

"Mmm, cheesy" he says as he takes the macaroni out of the oven.

When entering a planetarium, my father mentioned how he'd like some cookies with his Milky Way.

Oreolas = cookie nipples (Couldn't really think of a way to set this one up that didn't make it even more awkward.)

"Underwear? Under there?" My dad mentioned as he put his pants away.

Edit: If you've any others, share them in the comments!

Breastfeeding Mom: Because he can't have cow's milk yet.

Dad: What do you think he's been drinking all this time.

Me: Hey Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: I'm making salmon patties, if that's all right.

Dad: Mmm, salmon patties. Hey, if I was named Sam, I'd want to be married to a girl named Patty, so that people would call us Sam 'n' Patty.

Me: ...I'm writing that down and putting it on the Internet.

Mom: Please, please don't.

So my family and I moved and we are trying to get our cats situated at the new house and my dad and I were looking for one of my cats. while we pull up the drive way he turns to me and says "you know, he could've been stolen... by cat burglars." We had a giggle.

I worked at a grocery store and handed out samples. One day I was tasked with sampling melons. One of which was a honey-do. Halfway into my shift an old man walks up with his wife and says

Oldman:"Mmm honey-do i'm used to my wife always sayin honey don't."

This was followed by a chuckle, and a less than pleased wife.

Grandmother: This dip is made mostly from horseradish and sour cream

Dad: Mmm, you can really taste the horse!

We went to a cafe for lunch and dad ordered the "1950's Reuben".

After a bite, "MMM! That's really good! ...must be a great refrigerator, too, with a sandwich from the '50's."

Heard this in one of my GA Tech OMS CS lectures. (Michael isn't my Dad, but he is definitely a Dad.) The professors were discussing criteria for determining whether or not to enter a restaurant.

Michael: How about whether it smells good?
Charles: Yea I like cleanliness. Or you know what, let's be nice to our eateries. Let's say atmosphere.
Michael: Mmm, right, because if there's no atmosphere, it's going to be really hard to breath.

My girlfriend and I were getting coffee and tea at wawa.

Her- Do you like the Irish Cream? Me- yeah but not really with French vanilla coffee. Her- Why not? Me- it's just that I-rish it wasn't so sweet.

I realized what I had done and we had to go our separate ways.