A list of puns related to "Vegan"
I have never had a beef with one.
I had to tell her I'd never met herbivore.
Broco Lee
She said, "Not neccecelery."
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
I said: βnot for lunchβ
I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables grocer"
Tofu
...is it still considered a beef?
Broco Lee
I feel like my marriage is at steak
Because they hate Google Meet.
An ambulance.
I called it being Vagitarian.
Because he might celery.
They hate it when you have a beef with them. And last year they seemed offended when I gave them the bird.
Hungry hungry hippies.
Itβs called Al-Quinoa
is a huge missed steak
Oh shit! I've slept with herbivore!
His name was Broco Lee
At the vege-table
Beating meat is animal cruelty.
Because they donβt have beef.
Toe food.
But i swear ive never seen herbivore
I avoid meet.
A few weeks into their journey, they ran out of food. Unable to find plants to eat, and after an entire day of discussion, they decided that if they found meat before plants, the would eat it.
A day later, in the distance, they saw a small tree. As they got closer, they saw that there were strips of perfectly cooked bacon hanging from the bare limbs.
The first vegan grew excited. "Look! It's a bacon tree! Food!" And with that, he took off running toward it.
The other vegan hung back, looking at it suspiciously. "No, wait!" he called. "That's not a bacon tree!"
"Sure it is! It's a bacon tree!" the first vegan yelled over his shoulder. When he reached the tree, he jumped, trying to reach the bacon from the lower branches, but before he could, a pair of wild boar darted out from behind the tree and skewered him on their tusks.
The other vegan shook his head. "I tried to tell you it wasn't a bacon tree. It was just a hambush..."
Never met herbivore.
Itβs like Iβve never seen herbivore.
Broco Lee
I have never had a beef with one.
Broco Lee.
dad: people who sell fruits/vegetables are grocer
Broco Lee
GRAAAIIIINNNSSS
Dad: People who sell Fruits and Vegetables are Grocer
I have never had a beef with them.
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