I don’t know why everyone seem to have a problem with vegans.

I have never had a beef with one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I ran into this vegan girl who said she knew me

I had to tell her I'd never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKingOfRhye777
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Did you know Bruce Lee has a vegan brother?

Broco Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_SHIT_A_BRICK
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"

She said, "Not neccecelery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Is an argument between two vegans still called a 'beef'?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Janglehothx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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My wife has changed dramatically since becoming a vegan.

It's like I've never seen herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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My wife asked me β€œcan vegans have dogs?”

I said: β€œnot for lunch”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okhtak
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"

I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables grocer"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrhotdog82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What kind of self defence do vegans use?

Tofu

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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If two vegans get into a fight...

...is it still considered a beef?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iskelmaikel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother;

Broco Lee

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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My wife wants to go vegan

I feel like my marriage is at steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legend_1_am
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why do vegans only use Zoom?

Because they hate Google Meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strong91105
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call a vegan dog?

An ambulance.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My vegan daughter just came out as a lesbian...

I called it being Vagitarian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanteer1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Why should you be worried about your daughter’s vegan drug dealer?

Because he might celery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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At Thanksgiving this year I’m going to try to not show my disdain for my Vegan relatives.

They hate it when you have a beef with them. And last year they seemed offended when I gave them the bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4cml
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do vegan zombies eat?

BRANS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call starving vegans?

Hungry hungry hippies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snugs4lyfe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Peta has a new militant wing, with the mission of enforcing vegan lifestyle..

It’s called Al-Quinoa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beewthanitch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Being vegan...

is a huge missed steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koevoet91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I met one of my wife's new vegan friends. Then I froze....

Oh shit! I've slept with herbivore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolly2284
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Found out martial arts expert Bruce Lee had a vegan brother

His name was Broco Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sacrelidge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Where do vegans sit in a restaurant?

At the vege-table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekt555
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Why don't vegans have sex?

Beating meat is animal cruelty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlatchULancelot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why do vegan rappers get along with each other so well?

Because they don’t have beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/regcrusher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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A vegan podiatrist becomes a cannibal, the first thing he eats is

Toe food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tikkunmytime
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Just kill and don’t go vegan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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A girl just approached me and said she knew me from vegan club

But i swear ive never seen herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitcheg3k
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I am a social vegan.

I avoid meet.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Two vegans were travelling through a desert...

A few weeks into their journey, they ran out of food. Unable to find plants to eat, and after an entire day of discussion, they decided that if they found meat before plants, the would eat it.

A day later, in the distance, they saw a small tree. As they got closer, they saw that there were strips of perfectly cooked bacon hanging from the bare limbs.

The first vegan grew excited. "Look! It's a bacon tree! Food!" And with that, he took off running toward it.

The other vegan hung back, looking at it suspiciously. "No, wait!" he called. "That's not a bacon tree!"

"Sure it is! It's a bacon tree!" the first vegan yelled over his shoulder. When he reached the tree, he jumped, trying to reach the bacon from the lower branches, but before he could, a pair of wild boar darted out from behind the tree and skewered him on their tusks.

The other vegan shook his head. "I tried to tell you it wasn't a bacon tree. It was just a hambush..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VA_DiagSexAddict
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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I went on a blind date with a vegan girl.

Never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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My daughter really changed a lot after becoming a vegan.

It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbbbra
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.

Broco Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BattleRoyaIe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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A lot of people on Reddit seem to have a problem with vegans, but I don’t get it.

I have never had a beef with one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Did you hear about Bruce Lee’s vegan brother?

Broco Lee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Vegan son : People who sell meat are gross

dad: people who sell fruits/vegetables are grocer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/europiece-of-shit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What’s the name of Bruce Lee’s vegan brother?

Broco Lee

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do vegan zombies eat?

GRAAAIIIINNNSSS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/338geek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Vegan Son: People who sell Meat are gross

Dad: People who sell Fruits and Vegetables are Grocer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/everythingman2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I never understood why people dislike vegans so much.

I have never had a beef with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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