Things that we can say about food that sounds very sexual? Any ideas welcome!
A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The bartender says “sorry we don’t serve food here”
Hi Everyone!
So I have a request for you all. Some friends and I are starting a new Pathfinder Campaign. Specifically, Hell's Rebels. I noticed one point mentioned that mint is now outruled, as one of the more 'insane' laws being put into place. Naturally, I have designed my character entirely around that.
Thus, the Chef Pana Kouta is born. I hope to 'pepper' some puns throughout the campaign, and would love to have some help from you all!
To summarise Hell's Rebels: A city of freedom is put under martial law, and the party will become leaders of a rebellion to stop the tyranny as the new leader begins issuing more and more insane laws.
An argument between vegans is a vegetable beef.
Relax ... it's only ingest.
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
It was unfortunate.
The doctor says I’m fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
That's a moray
Fish and ships
Decided to cook our Chicken Korma recipe with potatoes, onions, etc. in our InstaPot. It was Instant Korma.
Because Prime ate.
About a canidae.
It's very ofPutin.
Purée!!!
(I literally just came up with this and am a new dad. Please be gentle)
I said I was 50/50 on it
Falafel
He looked confused, then stared at me in stunned silence. After a few seconds he asked "And Tigger?"
Miss4 says “if they are not holes, what are they?”
... and where he likes to get it from?
He said, Och Asian Alley.
