What did the vegetarian priest say at church?

Lettuce pray.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Did you hear the one about the mass murderer who only hunted vegetarians?

He was a Serial Kaler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bruce_Wang007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother

Parsley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaveTide
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What do you call the life of a vegetarian?

A whole lotta missed-steaks

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What did the vegetarian say to the doctor?

I feel good from my head tomatoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurplePyrate
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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The world's first certified vegetarian

Brock O. Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I was in a conversation with two other people. One asked do vegetarians like Cod. The other said that’s pescatarian and not vegetarian. Then they asked what I thought.

So I said no that’s gamers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tosser53
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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A woman came up to me and said she had met me before at the vegetarian gathering

I had never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gutsey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Do you know about the new rock band "The Vegetarians"?

They're like nothing I've ever herbivore!

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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A girl recently told me she recognized me from the local vegetarian club..

I swear I’ve never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mike-ekim
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Met Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother the other day - Broco Lee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samstermufc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Since pirates are on the water all the time, meat is scare and some are actually vegetarians.

They are called Pirates of the Carrot Bean.

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A woman once said she recognised me from the vegetarian club

That's weird because I've never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neightan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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There was a new gal at the vegetarian singles club last night

I'd never seen herbefore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteCubeNinja
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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When I was in the vegetable section at the grocery store, a girl came up to me and asked if she saw me at the vegetarian club..

..but I don't think I've ever seen herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shoopdebop
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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A woman came up to me the other day and said she recognised me from the local vegetarian club i go to

But i'd never seen herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdrew91
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2017
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What's the favorite cheer for Maine's best rowing team, the Vegetarians?

Lettuce romaine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnabbe
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2017
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What did one vegetarian say to the other?

We’ve got to stop meating like this!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxforbox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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Why didn't the vegetarian like the space rock as much as the Earth rock?

It was a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Figgley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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Today a lady at the gas station said she recognized me from vegetarian club

But… I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ericmc80
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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After spending the day eating vegetarian food

I falafel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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When a vegetarian takes a shit, they have no steak in the outcome
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WilsonHanks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2014
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Did you hear the one about the extremely gifted, hand-less, vegetarian computer programmer who could type with his toes?

He had a lot of toe foo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infintesimal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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My vegetarian Chinese friend named his son after the President

Barack O. Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotiggaboy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2016
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Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan ... (xpost /r/vegetarian)

Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan:

Ron Acerous, Sal Amander, Herb Avore, Chic Adee, Al Bacore, Paul R Baer, Al Batros, Wally Bee, Lady Bugg, Jay Byrd, Ann Chovie, Anna Condra, Barry Cuda, Terry Dactyl, Ray N Deer, Flo N Der , Erma Dillo, Ann Enome, Terry Err, Liz Erd, Ann Fibian, Dale Finn, Redd Fox, Buddy Fly, Ken Garoo, Allie Gator, Billy Goat, Pan Guin, Ann Gus, Hal Ibut, Bob Katz, Tom Katz, Anne Kelosaurous, Don Key, Ann T. Lope, Moe Lusk, C. Lyon, Chip Monk, Flo Mingo, Sal Mon, Anna Mull, Barr Nicole, Kay Nine, Kyle Otee, Al Paca, Lia Pard, Millie Pede, Ellie Phant, Arthur Podd, Jack Rabbit, Gerry Raffe, Ty Ranaceourous, Mack Rell, Wally Rus, Jack Russel, Fez Sant, Dina Sauer, Drew Sophila, Chris Station, Hal Steen, Clyde Sudale, Ann Teeter, Pan Ther, Earl Thurfworm, Tara Ann Tula, Bea Tule, Ray Venn, Bea Ver, and Beau Vine.

I couldn't have done it without your support !!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheStupidVegNoob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2016
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Wife told me she couldn't find vegetarian mince at the supermarket...

I told her she should have tried the Quorner shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThrozenFrone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2015
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What do angry vegetarians send when they read an article about the benefits of eating meat?

Lettuce to the editor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisIsMyUserdean
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2016
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What did the vegetarian say to the doctor?

I feel good. From my head, tomatoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeW2017
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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this girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club

but i've never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dangybruhe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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A woman once said she recognized me from the vegetarian club

But I never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAM224365
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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A woman told me she recognised me from the vegetarian club

But I'd never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/life4life1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from the vegetarian club...

I was confused because I'd never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2015
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What is the name of Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother?

Brocco-Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mturacing
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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This girl said she recognized me from the Vegetarian Club but I’ve never met herbivore.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaxnhobo
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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A lady said she recognized me from the vegetarian club...

but I swear I had never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pb609
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club, but i've never seen herbivore.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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A woman once told me she met me at the vegetarian club...

...but I had never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dropbackandpunt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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A woman said she recognized me from the vegetarian club.

But I'd never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doge_vader
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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