Pilates Puns

A list of puns related to "Pilates"

Pontius Pilates talks to the executioner after Jesus' crucifixion

"There was something off about this guy," he says, "I couldn't pin it down but you nailed it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnexpectedSyzygy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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I asked my dad if I should quit my current job to be a pilates instructor instead.

He said to me, "son, that move will need some big balls."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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How did Pontius Pilate react when he heard about Jesus?

He got a little bit cross

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficialMsCanavan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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My wife watches a fitness tv show from Barbados

It's the Pilates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speculatrix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I'm filming a new documentary about the governor of the Roman province of Judaea, serving under Emperor Tiberius...

We're currently filming the Pilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I was told pictures dont do well on r/dadjokes

But this image shows otherwise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InthegrOTTO87
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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Why weren't there multiple seasons of crucifixions?

People lost interest after the Pilate episode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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A sitcom about Jesus...

Wouldn't make it past the Pilate episode!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earldube93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2017
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How did Romans keep fit?

Pontius Pilates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apb536
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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Everytime I use the gym at my church I feel a stabbing pain in my side... (x-post r/dadjokes)

I guess Pontious Pilates just isn't for me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThanHowWhy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2016
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