11 Hilarious Pilates Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Pontius Pilates talks to the executioner after Jesus' crucifixion

"There was something off about this guy," he says, "I couldn't pin it down but you nailed it."

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👤︎ u/UnexpectedSyzygy

📅︎ Sep 02 2018

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I asked my dad if I should quit my current job to be a pilates instructor instead.

He said to me, "son, that move will need some big balls."

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👤︎ u/td941

📅︎ Feb 13 2019

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How did Pontius Pilate react when he heard about Jesus?

He got a little bit cross

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👤︎ u/OfficialMsCanavan

📅︎ Dec 27 2017

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How did the Romans make sure they nailed Jesus to the cross in exactly the right place?

they drilled a Pilate hole.

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👤︎ u/cyberentomology

📅︎ Apr 04 2021

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My wife watches a fitness tv show from Barbados

It's the Pilates of the Caribbean

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👤︎ u/speculatrix

📅︎ Sep 12 2020

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I was told pictures dont do well on r/dadjokes

But this image shows otherwise

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👤︎ u/InthegrOTTO87

📅︎ Aug 29 2017

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I'm filming a new documentary about the governor of the Roman province of Judaea, serving under Emperor Tiberius...

We're currently filming the Pilate.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jul 07 2020

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Why weren't there multiple seasons of crucifixions?

People lost interest after the Pilate episode.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas

📅︎ Apr 19 2019

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A sitcom about Jesus...

Wouldn't make it past the Pilate episode!

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👤︎ u/earldube93

📅︎ Jan 15 2017

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How did Romans keep fit?

Pontius Pilates

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👤︎ u/apb536

📅︎ Sep 09 2018

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Everytime I use the gym at my church I feel a stabbing pain in my side... (x-post r/dadjokes)

I guess Pontious Pilates just isn't for me

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👤︎ u/ThanHowWhy

📅︎ Jul 19 2016

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