Treadmill Puns

A list of puns related to "Treadmill"

I am trying to get in shape by running on my treadmill every morning

But I dont feel like I'm getting anywhere

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👤︎ u/Thesaurususaurus
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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Why do people tell sad stories on treadmills?

To make them more moving.

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👤︎ u/AlwaysPlaySupport
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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While I was at the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill.

People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.

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👤︎ u/Sp1cyRice
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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Tips to make running on a treadmill more bearable

Step 1: Add a bear

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👤︎ u/runs_with_airplanes
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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If you play rock, paper, scissors on a treadmill, always choose paper.

Everyone knows you don't run with scissors.

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👤︎ u/Roivas14
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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If being out of shape was a crime, a productive punishment would be to run on a treadmill.

It would be a run-on sentence.

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👤︎ u/DudleyDoesMath
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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I once bought your mom a treadmill

And that's how I swept her off her feet.

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👤︎ u/Woody16180
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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I had to quit my job selling treadmills.

No matter how hard I worked, I wasn't going anywhere.

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👤︎ u/thebignate08
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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My ex girlfriend broke up with me when we were both on a treadmill.

It wasn’t going anywhere.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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Sonic has to open doors with a treadmill as his electric doors aren’t working

So speed is key

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👤︎ u/Cupboardbo
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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Did you hear about the treadmill software that got hacked?

Well, everything's running again.

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👤︎ u/Qwerp-Derp
📅︎ Apr 20 2017
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My daughter and I saw a man returning a treadmill to Costco. I said, "I wonder why he is returning that?" She said, "I don't know."

I said, "Because he didn't get anywhere with it."

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👤︎ u/drnotabene
📅︎ Feb 24 2018
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Dad walked in on me using his treadmill

"Where you goin'?"

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👤︎ u/pottos
📅︎ Jan 11 2014
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Why did the lazy priest buy a treadmill for his demonically possessed niece?

So her demons would exercise themselves.

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👤︎ u/rabidbunnygopoop
📅︎ Apr 15 2016
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I'm going to write down the first idea that comes to mind and get on a treadmill

And just run with it.

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👤︎ u/clickclickonsal
📅︎ Jun 17 2017
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I went to the gym and hopped on the treadmill.

People started looking at me weird, so I started jogging instead.

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👤︎ u/dumb-reply
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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While I was at the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill.

People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jul 20 2019
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