Treadmilling Puns

I just felt like I wasn’t going anywhere.

Outdoor jogging

It’s a little fit bunny

I guess I’ll take it one step at a time.

I told him “tread lightly”.

But I dont feel like I'm getting anywhere

People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.

To make them more moving.

Step 1: Add a bear

It would be a run-on sentence.

Everyone knows you don't run with scissors.

And that's how I swept her off her feet.

No matter how hard I worked, I wasn't going anywhere.

It wasn’t going anywhere.

“never put your hand in a running machine”

signed, the single mom who may have went too far picking up bio dad’s slack

So speed is key

So I stayed on for a little longer to see if it would make the treadmill tastier.

Well, everything's running again.

I said, "Because he didn't get anywhere with it."

"Where you goin'?"

So her demons would exercise themselves.

And just run with it.

He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

That's what I call walk and roll.

I once knocked an old woman into a treadmill

Local gym, we're on the treadmills close to the doors. A group of Mexican descendants walk out the doors, this is a 24 hr gym after normal business hours. Wife: I wonder if all of them have memberships Me: No, just Juan..... Wife: ..... :/ I swear I'm not racist.

Dad: You are starting to gain weight. You need to need to start exercising.

Mom: Well where is the treadmill we used to own?

Dad: It went for a walk.

The other day I was with my dad at the gym and he was getting on a treadmill while eating some cake (that he brought along) and he looked at me as if I was judging him and said, "What?.. I need some traction to run on the treadmill.."

I just felt like I wasn't getting anywhere.

It’s a little fit bunny.

“It’s a little fit bunny.”

Its a little fit bunny.

It's a little fit bunny...

People started looking at me weird, so I started jogging instead.

People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.