A list of puns related to "Joggers"
I was surprised when she came home with two sweaty men.
That must be the "Runner's high" I've heard so much about. Didn't seem like anything special to me.
It was full of suspenders.
These are some of the practical jokes my dad would do while driving to "entertain" us:
Driving slow next to a jogger, turning down the window and asking "You seem to be in a hurry. Need a lift?" I would usually hide under a seat in shame.
On a hot day in a car without AC, he'd use the standard question "Hot enough for everyone?" which just gave him groans and a loud "yes". - "Well, in this case I can turn down the thermostat again". (Of course, he'd just been turning it up right before his question without anyone noticing)
Instead of driving right in a roundabout and taking the third exit, he'd drive left and take the first "to save gas", creeping the shit out of everyone. This was out on the countryside with no cars anywhere to be seen.
Any other stories you guys have?
A lady ran by, clearly working out. Dad says, "Hey look, she's dressed as a jogger!"
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