How do Muggers ask people out?

β€œHands up, this is a pickup!”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Muggers are jerks, but you have to hand it to them.
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Coffee crimes dad joke

If I go to a coffee shop, order some coffee "for here," and have it handed to me, have I been mugged?

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2014
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